Posted on 02/26/2025 12:16:42 PM PST by dayglored
U.S. — The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) is the most recent government agency affected by the rule of DOGE, with layoff numbers reported in excess of 6,000 persons. Now, bands of former IRS agents are roaming the country, forced to go door to door to rob people directly.
"It's just so sad," MSNBC's Rachel Maddow said. "Elon Musk is quashing the dreams of real people who devoted their lives to stealing for the federal government. But some heroes remain, choosing to spend their own private time going door to door to rob people without government compensation. And I applaud them for it."
Reports are coming in around the country that former IRS agents are wearing bandanas and going door to door to commit violent home invasion robberies on their own time.
"It's like the Wild West out there," warned New York Police Chief Lou Bilgins. "Do not open the door for any unsolicited visitors, or you could be killed during an attempted robbery or, worse, audited."
At publishing time, a gang of former IRS agents were seen looting the ruins of the Palisades.
Fortunately Biden made sure they were all well-armed.
Yes
They don’t have a checking a account we could find but we have ways.
They should either learn to program or open an ostrich farm.
Isn’t that the Obama/Biden solution?
Exactly!
LOL
Good one. In this case, they “should learn to code” doesn’t mean adding to the tax code. LOL
This is really funny. Copied and sent first paragraph to several friends.
I’m just here for expected Clint Eastwood memes.
That could work either way....
Scene 1:
Taxpayer: "Get off my lawn!"Scene 2:
IRS Agent: "Ya gotta ask yourself, 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, Mr. Taxpayer?"
Right Turn Clyde.
BUT they do not know who is armed inside.
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