Posted on 02/26/2025 6:06:16 AM PST by billorites
A New Hampshire woman was arrested on Friday after police found footage of her urinating on food products at a local grocery store among a trove of online videos documenting similar disgusting acts dating back four years.
Kelli Tedford, 23, allegedly tainted a slew of products at Monadnock Food Co-op in New Hampshire with her urine — costing the grocery store roughly $1,500 for the ruined products and cleaning expenses, the Keene Police Department said in a press release.
The grocery store also had to issue a recall for its organic quinoa, cornmeal, polenta, coconut shreds and raw walnuts after Tedford had apparently relieved herself on the products.
It wasn’t Tedford’s first time peeing in places she shouldn’t. If anything, it was a hobby for the young urinator.
Police recovered multiple videos Tedford herself posted online showing her peeing on produce, surfaces and other objects. The oldest videos date back to 2021. Building of Monadnock Food Co-Op with parked cars in frontThe grocery store lost approximately $1,500 covering the costs of the ruined products and cleaning expenses. Google maps
After reviewing the videos, police surmised that the serial public urinator likely tormented not only the grocery store but a slew of nearby communities with her disturbing delinquency.
Tedford was released on her own recognizance and is set to appear for an arraignment on April 7.
Police have launched an investigation with additional criminal charges possible in the future. So far, she has only been charged with felony criminal mischief.
Somehow, contaminating consumables is not a novelty in the United States.
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Yet another good one from the Class of ‘98. Well dane!
She might enjoy the prison.
Wanna bet she is a democrat?
Does she climb on counters or does she throw produce on the floor or is produce displayed on the floor? Just curious!
In a saner generation, the serial urinator would have been locked up in a mental institution after the first incident - the key thrown away - to protect the rest of us and our children trying to go about our daily lives.
We shouldn't be subjected to this, but we are.
What a pissant!
How did American society handle such people say, 125 years ago?
She does need to answer to why - especially since she posted video online. This was deliberate and something she wanted the world to know. Why? Ecoterrorist?
Everyone knows the class of ninety eight rules
A modern day Whiz Kid.
Yes. Uncivilized.
America stands for freedom
but if you think you’re free
try walking into a deli
and urinating on the cheese
Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government) - The Vandals
Well, her name and picture are now out there, and she was released on her own recognizance. Wouldn’t it just be a damn shame if some irate and enraged or possibly deranged person who thought they may have been innocently victimized were to impose their own personal idea of what justice is upon this crazy bitch? We can only hope.
We do have some New Hampshire Piss Cheese sir but it is a bit runny.
Obviously a very disturbed young woman.
“ She is way too old for Tom Hanks.”
And the wrong sex.
At least her parents can say they raised a whizz kid.
The mentally ill should be separated from society until they are well again.
She was actually doing a good deed if she washed off the shit Bill Gates is applying to the fruit and vegetables.
Bingo! Shoot her!
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