Posted on 02/26/2025 6:06:16 AM PST by billorites
A New Hampshire woman was arrested on Friday after police found footage of her urinating on food products at a local grocery store among a trove of online videos documenting similar disgusting acts dating back four years.
Kelli Tedford, 23, allegedly tainted a slew of products at Monadnock Food Co-op in New Hampshire with her urine — costing the grocery store roughly $1,500 for the ruined products and cleaning expenses, the Keene Police Department said in a press release.
The grocery store also had to issue a recall for its organic quinoa, cornmeal, polenta, coconut shreds and raw walnuts after Tedford had apparently relieved herself on the products.
It wasn’t Tedford’s first time peeing in places she shouldn’t. If anything, it was a hobby for the young urinator.
Police recovered multiple videos Tedford herself posted online showing her peeing on produce, surfaces and other objects. The oldest videos date back to 2021. Building of Monadnock Food Co-Op with parked cars in frontThe grocery store lost approximately $1,500 covering the costs of the ruined products and cleaning expenses. Google maps
After reviewing the videos, police surmised that the serial public urinator likely tormented not only the grocery store but a slew of nearby communities with her disturbing delinquency.
Tedford was released on her own recognizance and is set to appear for an arraignment on April 7.
Police have launched an investigation with additional criminal charges possible in the future. So far, she has only been charged with felony criminal mischief.
Somehow, contaminating consumables is not a novelty in the United States.
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Previously posted, twice.
Now wouldnt that piss ya off?
We await your verdict.
Two years in prison (no parole) should be a good next step.
Hey, wait! Are we seeing a pattern here?
Nah, guess not!
The charge of "Criminal Mischief" is not nearly severe enough!
Regards,
So that’s what Brits mean when they say “takin’ a piss”.😎
“The grocery store also had to issue a recall for its organic quinoa, cornmeal, polenta, coconut shreds and raw walnuts after Tedford had apparently relieved herself on the products. “
Hey, save all that for the Vegans. They won’t notice the difference between them and normal products.
Make her eat that food, All of it, raw and unwashed.
Guilty!!
She's been doing this since 2021 and you're giving her a get-out-of-jail card free...why?
That’s the electrician’s job.
I feel sorry for people with terrible compulsions they can’t control.
Somewhere out there are a few people who would pay extra for the store’s ruined product.
Always at least rinse your produce.
Plug wires missing;
But the pisstons were working away.
I wonder which Intel Community Agency employs her.
Plot twist: she peed ON the asparagus
Was this some idiotic tik tok challenge?
Someone needs to go nuts on her and drag her into her front yard for a serious lesson on growing crops. A blanket and soap, with some assembly required. Released on PR.
She can make 100x her bail and fines with an OF account. Just pay 20 bucks and ur-ine.
Where are residential mental health facilities when you need them? This person is cray-cray.
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