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NH woman arrested for urinating on grocery store food and filming it
NY Post ^ | February 25, 2025 | Caitlin McCormack

Posted on 02/26/2025 6:06:16 AM PST by billorites

A New Hampshire woman was arrested on Friday after police found footage of her urinating on food products at a local grocery store among a trove of online videos documenting similar disgusting acts dating back four years.

Kelli Tedford, 23, allegedly tainted a slew of products at Monadnock Food Co-op in New Hampshire with her urine — costing the grocery store roughly $1,500 for the ruined products and cleaning expenses, the Keene Police Department said in a press release.

The grocery store also had to issue a recall for its organic quinoa, cornmeal, polenta, coconut shreds and raw walnuts after Tedford had apparently relieved herself on the products.

It wasn’t Tedford’s first time peeing in places she shouldn’t. If anything, it was a hobby for the young urinator.

Police recovered multiple videos Tedford herself posted online showing her peeing on produce, surfaces and other objects. The oldest videos date back to 2021. Building of Monadnock Food Co-Op with parked cars in frontThe grocery store lost approximately $1,500 covering the costs of the ruined products and cleaning expenses. Google maps

After reviewing the videos, police surmised that the serial public urinator likely tormented not only the grocery store but a slew of nearby communities with her disturbing delinquency.

Tedford was released on her own recognizance and is set to appear for an arraignment on April 7.

Police have launched an investigation with additional criminal charges possible in the future. So far, she has only been charged with felony criminal mischief.

Somehow, contaminating consumables is not a novelty in the United States.


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KEYWORDS: foodsafety; kellitedford; kellithemicturator; mentalillness; organic; socialmedia; tedford; urination; urinator; urine
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1 posted on 02/26/2025 6:06:16 AM PST by billorites
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“Police recovered multiple videos Tedford herself posted online showing her peeing on produce, surfaces and other objects.”

Chick’s got a couple of plug wires missing


2 posted on 02/26/2025 6:09:42 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!ly)
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To: billorites

She’s a bit pissy.


3 posted on 02/26/2025 6:10:33 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: billorites

I am sure there are some guys on the Epstein list that would pay for that golden shower. Maybe Tom Hanks?


4 posted on 02/26/2025 6:10:51 AM PST by Resolute Conservative
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To: billorites

Ms. Tedford, urine trouble.


5 posted on 02/26/2025 6:12:00 AM PST by tnlibertarian
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To: V_TWIN

“Chick’s got a couple of plug wires missing”

Yup! And I think her timing chain jumped a couple of links.


6 posted on 02/26/2025 6:12:02 AM PST by 230FMJ (From my cold, dead hands.)
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To: billorites

She can’t help it. She identifies as a dog that is not housebroken. Seriously, $1,500 fine is getting off very easy. The soft judge should be peed on.


7 posted on 02/26/2025 6:12:04 AM PST by Omnivore-Dan (Shut)
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She is way too old for Tom Hanks.


8 posted on 02/26/2025 6:12:13 AM PST by woodbutcher1963
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To: billorites

Woman at my office was fired. She saturated her desk chair on her way out. What is WITH some people???


9 posted on 02/26/2025 6:14:32 AM PST by drwoof
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Yep, bad timing caused her bladder gasket to blow, and her fluid leaked all over the place. What a jalopy.


10 posted on 02/26/2025 6:14:45 AM PST by Omnivore-Dan (Shut)
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To: billorites

Repatriate her to Maine


11 posted on 02/26/2025 6:16:38 AM PST by Palio di Siena (Kralik…..you get the wallet )
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To: billorites

Prison.

She’s nefarious and hostile to civilization


12 posted on 02/26/2025 6:18:08 AM PST by Justa (Our constitution was made only for a moral and religious people....)
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And she's only 23. By the time she is old enough to run for US Senate or President, who knows what kind of counter-culture thing she will be engaged in.

"Paper or plastic today?"

13 posted on 02/26/2025 6:19:10 AM PST by Bernard (Issue an annual budget. And Issue a federal government balance sheet. Let's see what we got.)
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We don’t need people like this to inhabit the planet anymore.


14 posted on 02/26/2025 6:19:12 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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I swear, stuff like this makes me want to get a switch and wear someone out!

Peach


15 posted on 02/26/2025 6:19:59 AM PST by CarolinaPeach
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To: V_TWIN

You kidding?! The transmission’s blown!!


16 posted on 02/26/2025 6:21:46 AM PST by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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To: billorites

She pissisted.


17 posted on 02/26/2025 6:25:21 AM PST by PTBAA
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Maybe she has covid because Everyone knows that covid began because of dog urine... it was a lab leak


18 posted on 02/26/2025 6:30:07 AM PST by Bob434 (...Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana)
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To: DannyTN

Very funny! Urine killing me here!


19 posted on 02/26/2025 6:32:08 AM PST by j.havenfarm (24 years on Free Republic, 12/10/24! More than 10,500 replies and still not shutting up!)
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20 posted on 02/26/2025 6:35:25 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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