Posted on 02/26/2025 6:06:16 AM PST by billorites
A New Hampshire woman was arrested on Friday after police found footage of her urinating on food products at a local grocery store among a trove of online videos documenting similar disgusting acts dating back four years.
Kelli Tedford, 23, allegedly tainted a slew of products at Monadnock Food Co-op in New Hampshire with her urine — costing the grocery store roughly $1,500 for the ruined products and cleaning expenses, the Keene Police Department said in a press release.
The grocery store also had to issue a recall for its organic quinoa, cornmeal, polenta, coconut shreds and raw walnuts after Tedford had apparently relieved herself on the products.
It wasn’t Tedford’s first time peeing in places she shouldn’t. If anything, it was a hobby for the young urinator.
Police recovered multiple videos Tedford herself posted online showing her peeing on produce, surfaces and other objects. The oldest videos date back to 2021. Building of Monadnock Food Co-Op with parked cars in frontThe grocery store lost approximately $1,500 covering the costs of the ruined products and cleaning expenses. Google maps
After reviewing the videos, police surmised that the serial public urinator likely tormented not only the grocery store but a slew of nearby communities with her disturbing delinquency.
Tedford was released on her own recognizance and is set to appear for an arraignment on April 7.
Police have launched an investigation with additional criminal charges possible in the future. So far, she has only been charged with felony criminal mischief.
Somehow, contaminating consumables is not a novelty in the United States.
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“Police recovered multiple videos Tedford herself posted online showing her peeing on produce, surfaces and other objects.”
Chick’s got a couple of plug wires missing
She’s a bit pissy.
I am sure there are some guys on the Epstein list that would pay for that golden shower. Maybe Tom Hanks?
Ms. Tedford, urine trouble.
“Chick’s got a couple of plug wires missing”
Yup! And I think her timing chain jumped a couple of links.
She can’t help it. She identifies as a dog that is not housebroken. Seriously, $1,500 fine is getting off very easy. The soft judge should be peed on.
She is way too old for Tom Hanks.
Woman at my office was fired. She saturated her desk chair on her way out. What is WITH some people???
Yep, bad timing caused her bladder gasket to blow, and her fluid leaked all over the place. What a jalopy.
Repatriate her to Maine
Prison.
She’s nefarious and hostile to civilization
"Paper or plastic today?"
We don’t need people like this to inhabit the planet anymore.
I swear, stuff like this makes me want to get a switch and wear someone out!
Peach
You kidding?! The transmission’s blown!!
She pissisted.
Maybe she has covid because Everyone knows that covid began because of dog urine... it was a lab leak
Very funny! Urine killing me here!
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