Posted on 02/12/2025 1:01:38 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By One 16-Year-Old Chick-fil-A Worker
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That one worker will produce more than those that left. Guaranteed. After all, that person worked for a successful business, not for a clown show modelled after the Mos Eisley town council.
Loved the closing teaser: “Coming up next, a new study has show that the number of genders has reached a concerning 10-year low.” LOL
This is not too far from the truth. The most efficient, effective thing in the government right now is a group of half-a-dozen 19- to 25-year-old geniuses at DOGE.
“Without a teleprompter, or talking points memo”
Nice.
Humor works because theres always a little truth in it. :)
That clerk at the liquor store sure has them beat without even trying.
To Babylon Bee:
I’ve seen some really funny stuff from Babylon Bee, like we all have.
But when you say “Praise the Lord,” you need to be praising the Lord not joking around.
Thank the Lord the speech police are on patrol! 🤡
Yes, that was funny.
Attn: all DOGE haters:
I came across a lawyer, Tom Renz, who actually read Trump’s DOGE Executive Order and, expecting some illegal power grab, found it to be airtight. Turns out Trump and Musk didn’t create anything. Obama did.
Obama created the United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014. It was meant as a bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown.
Fast forward to 2025. Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service). Keeps the acronym, and keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts
Legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational. Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities. DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency. Each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep, a zoomer nerd, and an investigator. They report to DOGE, not the agency they’re embedded in.
But wait, there’s more! Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35, which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight. Since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems. Yes, that’s right. All of them.
His executive order is written to block legal challenges. Includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders. Orders every agency to comply. Refusal means they violate presidential authority.
Congress can’t defund it because it’s not a new program, just a repurposed one. DOJ can’t sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written. Democrats trying to file legal challenges run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks.
Obama literally built the perfect Administrative (read: Deep) State IT backdoor. Trump and Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls. Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency’s internal systems. The Administrative State can’t stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws.
They legally outplayed the system and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.
Obama created DOGE.
Have a nice day. Bet you like it now.
The Bee started as a religious satire site. The first article I saw was about a Calvinist dog correcting his owner on “who’s a good boy?”. The answer provided by the dog was that none of all because we are all made wretched by sin.
...and that’s a vast improvement!
📌
Or a Jimmy’s Egg waitress.
Now there’s a thought.
You don’t speak with sincerity, but with sarcasm.
I’d say you’re not sincere.
The kid in the video blasphemes God.
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