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Senate Committee Sticks To Softball Questions For Shotgun-Toting Kristi Noem
Babylon Bee ^ | January 17, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 01/18/2025 9:50:14 AM PST by Twotone

WASHINGTON, D.C. — South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem is expected to be approved as Trump's Secretary of Homeland Security following a confirmation hearing in which the Senate committee presented only softball questions to the shotgun-wielding governor.

The Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee was previously expected to go "scorched earth" on Noem but instead asked questions about her favorite movies, food, and what kind of gun she was carrying.

One particular exchange between New York Senator Kirsten Gillibrand and Noem stood out:

Gillibrand: Governor Noem, you previously said —

[shotgun racking sound]

Gillibrand: — uh — you are a woman.

Noem: Yes.

Gillibrand: How's that working out for you? Is it good?

Noem: Yes, it's very good, senator. Thank you.

Gillibrand: I yield back my time.

Political analysts were uncertain as to why the confirmation hearing was so friendly but believed it may have something to do with Democrats turning over a new leaf, moving beyond dirty tactics of "lawfare," fabricating accusations of sexual harassment, and unfairly discriminating against an appointee because of their religious beliefs. Or it might have been the shotgun she was carrying.

"How did she get that in here?" Senator Tim Kaine reportedly asked the Sergeant-at-Arms. "Uh, I mean, it sure is nice. What kind of shotgun is that? A Remington?"

At publishing time, the Senate committee voted unanimously to recommend Kristi Noem for the position of Secretary of Homeland Security. Her fate now rests in a full vote on the Senate floor, where sources said Noem was expected to attend with her favorite AR-15.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; kristinoem

1 posted on 01/18/2025 9:50:14 AM PST by Twotone
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2 posted on 01/18/2025 9:58:35 AM PST by Rio
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To: Rio
Well...I mean, it is a nice shotgun...
3 posted on 01/18/2025 10:02:22 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Lazmataz
Laz would go hunting with her
4 posted on 01/18/2025 10:03:44 AM PST by MNJohnnie (Don't blame me, my congressman is MTG!)
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To: Twotone

Darn you Twotone, you got to The Bee before I did.


5 posted on 01/18/2025 10:17:08 AM PST by Navy Patriot (I Voted For President Trump, Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Twotone
Speak softly and carry.
6 posted on 01/18/2025 10:25:06 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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To: Twotone

She look fabulous.


7 posted on 01/18/2025 10:33:32 AM PST by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: Rio

"Go ahead. Make my day!"


8 posted on 01/18/2025 10:43:22 AM PST by Bratch
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To: Twotone
At least she didn't bring her flamethrower


9 posted on 01/18/2025 11:13:56 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: Twotone

Democrats are steering clear because they understand that if she’d shoot her own dog, vermin are definitely not safe.


10 posted on 01/18/2025 11:14:53 AM PST by PTBAA
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To: PTBAA

LOL!!!


11 posted on 01/18/2025 11:28:20 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus)
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To: BenLurkin
Weed burner.

Not flame thrower.

12 posted on 01/18/2025 12:12:56 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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To: PTBAA

😂😂😂👍


13 posted on 01/18/2025 12:37:40 PM PST by MotorCityBuck (Keep the change, you are filthy animal! )
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To: Twotone

Putting it on the line: ‘Senators, don’t make me put one or more of you down”.


14 posted on 01/18/2025 1:03:51 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (We used to be a Republic, we are now a Fascist Klepto-Thugocracy. until Jan 20, 2025)
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To: Twotone

None of them want the Cricket experience. 😃


15 posted on 01/18/2025 1:51:39 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: PTBAA

LOL! Excellent, PTBAA!


16 posted on 01/18/2025 3:21:58 PM PST by poconopundit (Trump, Musk, Vance, Vivek -- a fantastic team of American smarts and determination.)
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