Posted on 01/06/2025 9:31:11 AM PST by dynachrome
OTTAWA — Amid growing public outcry across the country, the Canadian government announced that embattled Prime Minister Justin Trudeau would be humanely euthanized after his resignation.
The announcement revealed that, in accordance with what has become a Canadian tradition, the old, unuseful prime minister would be quietly put out of his misery to prevent him from becoming a burden to his fellow citizens.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
“At publishing time, Canadian officials revealed that memorial services for Trudeau would be held later in the week, where citizens could look forward to ice fishing, lacrosse, a pancake social, and the traditional 21-moose salute.”
Seems like a mix of Good News / Bad News.
Save the eyebrow for the museum.
Justin has now suffered chronic depression and has no reason left to live. Call in MAID.
Ain’t that right, Justin?
One of BB’s best!!!!! Eh?
I was wrong when I said no way a revolutionary like Castreau resigns.
I don’t mind being wrong.
THE CACDIAN WAY
THE CANADIAN WAY
Humanely or inhumanely - either is fine.
lol.........
No “Bad News”, the Progressives in Canada will have to start rebuilding their coalitions all over again, and that will take some time.
I guess we can forget making Canada the 51st state with Justin Trudeau as their Governor. May have to take in each of the Provinces individually.
That is sure going to crowd the field of stars on the US Flag.
What would benefit Canadians the most would be for Little Fidel (Justin) to enter the MAID program (Medical Assistance in Dying).
It will only work if the entire party shows up to be put down, if you believe Trudeau resigning will improve the Liberal Party, wait and see who is going to take over. A globalist banker, a globalist neo-con, a globalist climate alarmist? At least with Justin, we had entertainment. A cold, grey East German vibe will attend his replacement.
Curling; they forgot curling.
Whatever you can say about Canada, it ain’t much beyond a facist state masquarading as a social democracy. This piker will step down to allow his party to maintain control of the country. It is more of the French model like how Macron is hanging on. Damn the wishes of the voters, we have people who will never do the right thing and will do anything for power.
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