Posted on 01/04/2025 10:58:57 AM PST by Navy Patriot
U.K. — England is safe once again after Metropolitan police caught and jailed a man who made memes that offended child rapists.
The man, Edward Goulding, reportedly made several rapists feel bad about themselves with memes he shared on social media.
"Oi! Awful stuff you got here," said police as they ransacked Goulding's home. "Now, how do you think this would make you feel if you were a child rapist and you saw this? That's hate speech, and Britian won't tolerate that sort of thing. Bloody bigoted of you."
Several convicted child rapists have had their probation terms rescinded by the British government in an attempt at reparations for Goulding's crime. Goulding is currently being held in the Tower of London while police continue to search for more evidence of dangerous memes. "Look at this horrific meme about how British police jail people over speech and decline to prosecute grooming gangs," said Sir Martin Attebury. "This criminal belongs in jail, and we vow to prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law."
At publishing time, Britain's finest had driven past three stabbings to arrest a Yorkshire man who had made a meme featuring Mohammed.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
The Bee got me. I thought it was real.
Fit in well with the Starmer Government.
I actually read several lines of that before I realized what it was.
I particularly targeted you, Mark, you’re a hard one to catch, like the Guns that go around committing Gun Crime!.
I’m on a roll!
I thought it was real, sounds like other things Britain does.
Regimes become that which they most fear.
Yes, me too. I could see the British doing this.
Though this is the Bee it actually happened.
Sadly, I thought it was real too.
Sadly, I still think it’s real.
Shouldn’t this be from Not The Bee?
Bee didn’t get me. I’ve been had so many times that when I see something like this I immediately check for the Bee byline. It saves embarassment.
In the UK you better believe it’s true.
Its gotten so bad that I have to look carefully and see that its the Bee that has posted an article. Things are so surreal and the Wokeratti so absurd that the Bee’s headlines are entirely believable.
it’s really going on, and has for quite some time for the benefit of the Labour Party which apparently has a 50% Muslim constituency.
Yep, the gap between the Bee and reality is quite narrow and may already be overlapping. The Bee may go out of business...
You know they used to do satire before they started publishing hard-core news.
Considering it is an inch from being absolute truth it’s no surprise.
That said, I’d argue there are instances of this in different contexts going on as we speak. This really isn’t satire.
Another Bee sting.
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