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Chris Rock stuns SNL audience with brutal Bill Clinton dig as he savages anti-Trump liberals
Daily Mail UK ^ | December 15, 2024 | James Gordon

Posted on 12/15/2024 5:54:26 AM PST by SunkenCiv

...In what was hailed as one of the funniest opening monologues in recent times, Rock placed comedy above politics as he took swipes at both sides of the political spectrum...

'Trump had a good year, man,' Rock said. 'Trump survived an assassination attempt. Won the presidency again by winning the popular vote. Was just named 'Time' man of the year...

'A lot of people are scared. Like, "oh, my God, he's going to be so undignified." When I say a lot of people, I'm talking about the nine New Yorkers that didn't vote for him, okay?', Rock said, poking fun at liberals...

'Come on, man, this is not the most dignified job in the world. We've had presidents show up to the inauguration with pregnant slaves, okay? And I'm just talking about Bill Clinton,' ...

'Dude. It's the United States... I mean, you know what country we live in. You know the history of this country. You know how many rapists are in my wallet right now? A cup of coffee in America costs seven rapists... Trump's going to get it down to three.' ...

Turning to Trump, Rock joked how the president-elect was going to start deporting illegal immigrants while working with the 'number one African American in the world, the richest African American in the world, Elon Musk.' ... 'They're going to put them in a rocket ship–call it 'SpaceMex,' ...

'I gotta hand it to Joe, he don't move as fast as he used to, he don't talk as fast as he used to,' Rock said, 'but that middle finger still works,' ... 'Only an animal would not pardon your son. Every parent in the world would pardon their son, except the parents of the Menendez Brothers,' he joked.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


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Fourth-time host Chris Rock does stand-up about Mike Tyson fighting Jake Paul, Trump's plans for his presidency and President Biden pardoning his son Hunter.
Chris Rock Stand-Up Monologue - SNL | 8:05
Saturday Night Live | 15.1M subscribers | 307,257 views | December 15, 2024
Chris Rock Stand-Up Monologue - SNL | 8:05 | Saturday Night Live | 15.1M subscribers | 307,257 views | December 15, 2024

1 posted on 12/15/2024 5:54:26 AM PST by SunkenCiv
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...

2 posted on 12/15/2024 5:57:24 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Politics do not make strange bedfellows, and the enemy of your enemy may still be your enemy.)
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To: SunkenCiv

He’s still got it. He and David Chappelle did a great SNL skit back in 2016 after the election.


3 posted on 12/15/2024 6:03:14 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: SunkenCiv

BTTT!


4 posted on 12/15/2024 6:05:30 AM PST by Jane Long (Jesus is Lord!)
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To: SunkenCiv

Making Comedy Funny Again


5 posted on 12/15/2024 6:06:56 AM PST by LilFarmer (Isaiah 54:17)
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To: SunkenCiv

I thought his whole show appeared “stressed.” Not anxiety stress, but just that he was trying really hard with less than great material.

I thought the entire show was mediocre last night. And this season has actually had some funny moments.


6 posted on 12/15/2024 6:07:22 AM PST by Vermont Lt
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To: Larry Lucido; Jane Long
There's another clip from last night about workplace sexual harassment, and he's in that. I started it, but got called away by this bag of Heritage Flakes I'm munching dry.

7 posted on 12/15/2024 6:07:44 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Politics do not make strange bedfellows, and the enemy of your enemy may still be your enemy.)
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To: Vermont Lt

I wanted it to be funny but it wasn’t.


8 posted on 12/15/2024 6:14:26 AM PST by subterfuge (I'm a pure-blood!)
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To: SunkenCiv

Johnny Carson was the King of late night comedy.

He didn’t take sides.

Maybe he was political or maybe he wasn’t.

He was practical and a professional entertainer.

Coming up with comedy material is hard.

Why make your work twice as difficult by limiting your subject by half?

Not only that only a fool would not recognize by doing that you are limiting your audience by the same proportion.


9 posted on 12/15/2024 6:16:42 AM PST by Biblebelter
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To: subterfuge

Agreed. Tired of race jokes. Either side of color line.


10 posted on 12/15/2024 6:19:10 AM PST by Chickensoup
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To: Larry Lucido

Enjoyed dat!


11 posted on 12/15/2024 6:19:34 AM PST by dblshot
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To: SunkenCiv

So tired of the America sucks routine.


12 posted on 12/15/2024 6:21:16 AM PST by bray (It's not racist to be racist against races the DNC hates.)
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To: bray

His n-bomb routine is probably still on YouTube, it’s from his late 90s tour, “Bring the Pain” I think it was called. That one killed. But he dropped it because as he put it, he didn’t like who was talking about it and shouldn’t have been.

I agree though, we get enough of the America sucks routine right here on FR on a continuing basis.


13 posted on 12/15/2024 6:26:47 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Politics do not make strange bedfellows, and the enemy of your enemy may still be your enemy.)
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To: Biblebelter

He was endearing because he bombed so much. :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4kiHXb88Ww

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n23kdwM8ur8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d55S9EYtHbw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhPnpcbDcaM


14 posted on 12/15/2024 6:33:51 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Politics do not make strange bedfellows, and the enemy of your enemy may still be your enemy.)
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To: Larry Lucido

Dave is great but I did love the Chris Rock Hit fob on Will Smith.


15 posted on 12/15/2024 6:37:22 AM PST by cnsmom
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To: LilFarmer

:^) That was one of the comments noted at the end of the original article.


16 posted on 12/15/2024 6:38:13 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Politics do not make strange bedfellows, and the enemy of your enemy may still be your enemy.)
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To: Vermont Lt

Less than great material on SNL is the rule rather than the exception, has been for most of its run, imho. Lorne and the people he has on the show are largely a bunch of partisan cretins.


17 posted on 12/15/2024 6:40:16 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Politics do not make strange bedfellows, and the enemy of your enemy may still be your enemy.)
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To: Larry Lucido
He’s still got it. He and David Chappelle did a great SNL skit back in 2016 after the election.

The best comedians are the ones who (a)tell the truth and (b)go after EVERYONE.

Funniest comedian I've ever seen live is hands-down Gilbert Gottfried.

NEVER broke character. Went after EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. he was viscious and brutal and had the entire place gasping for air laughing including me.

Chris Rock "back in the day" was freaking awesome. Dave Chappelle has never stopped being hilariously brutal. We need MORE comedians like these guys. Seriously. Make America Laugh Again!

18 posted on 12/15/2024 6:47:27 AM PST by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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To: Biblebelter

Some memorable Carson moments:

‘May a diseased camel take a liking to your sister.’

‘I was beside myself....my favorite position.’


19 posted on 12/15/2024 6:59:13 AM PST by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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To: SunkenCiv

“Lorne and the people he has on the show are largely a bunch of partisan cretins.”

************

Saturday Night Liberalism


20 posted on 12/15/2024 7:07:52 AM PST by Starboard
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