[DallasBiff]

So the OPP(Ontario Police Patrol) can't find two cows and a sheep, sounds more like the Keystone cops.

I know a boring story to post, but Trump won and the democrats are basically silent, and it's Saturday have fun.

[ClearCase_guy]

These thruples are getting out of hand.

[Spaceman49]

So .. . two cows and a sheep walk into a bar .. .

[gundog]

...the OPP(Ontario Police Patrol) can't find two cows and a sheep.

I would think it would be as easy as waiting for the phone to ring.

[shaggy eel]

,,, another story to be credited to the horror of climate emergency.

[SaveFerris]

Great opening line for a joke.....

[gundog]

False alarm....two sows and a cheep...

[9YearLurker]

Looks like they’re wisely sticking together.

[xp38]

You have 2 cows....

[lurk]

Out in the Rocky Mtn states they have seasonal cattle and sheep drives through many towns, moving herds from Summer grazing to Winter enclosure.

People think nothing of it.

[Ezekiel]

two cows and a sheep seen wandering loose

Two moovers and a shaver.

[ArcadeQuarters]

Country living. When I was a kid, we sometimes found cows or sheep in the yard. Once the neighbor’s horse wandered over. It was fun.

[Redmen4ever]

Police stopped them and asked what were they doing.

The first cow said, “moo.”

The second cow said, “moo.”

The sheep said, “sorry, I don’t speak French.”

[null and void]

Are they looking for a Manger?

[whitney69]

In the mid 1980’s at Beale AFB, CA, the base was so big they leased out land to ranchers in the area inside the main base. One afternoon, about a thousand pounds of bull got loose and wandered into housing and the cops were overmatched trying to catch it. Oh, they tried. But all they could really do was surveillance until the rancher got an old fashioned cowboy up there to rope it and take it back to the ranch. Meantime, a few fences were toppled and some trash cans were sent flying as spooking a thousand pounds of bull into running is not real bright.

wy69

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Actually, it was three cows, NOT two cows and a sheep. Kemptville is, after all, located in Justin(e) Castreau's Canaduh, so the sheep CAN identify as a cow! The REAL crime is, that these cows are criminal, because they had guns!

Cows With Guns

[odawg]

Why would the populace need to warned about two cows and a sheep. All they have to do is head them out.

Now, when I was a kid, one cow we had was as mean as a snake and was all the time trying to catch me out in the open to gore me. Once, she tried to head me off from the treeline I was fleeing to.

[skr]

It’s not boring, it’s amusing. :) Would that all breaking news was about something non-controversial, non-violent and non-political.

[SaxxonWoods]

We have facebook page here for roaming dogs, cats, chickens, horses, cattle, etc. with responses like: “That’s one of Frank’s cows, I’ll call him.”

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I have spent a lot of time in Ontario, six months in one stretch, and have a great deal of respect for the OPP, and Ontario in general.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

OK, so what is the end of the joke? ;-)