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To: DallasBiff

Why would the populace need to warned about two cows and a sheep. All they have to do is head them out.

Now, when I was a kid, one cow we had was as mean as a snake and was all the time trying to catch me out in the open to gore me. Once, she tried to head me off from the treeline I was fleeing to.


26 posted on 12/07/2024 11:14:29 AM PST by odawg
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To: odawg
Why would the populace need to warned about two cows and a sheep. All they have to do is head them out.

Because too many people think they are Disney princesses when they aren't?

Example

But even people who do not think that are not aware that cows can kick to the side. And it hurts. They think if they are not behind the cow it can not kick. And boy do they have another thing coming.

It's a hoof. A hoof is what is coming. And at speed.

37 posted on 12/07/2024 2:00:01 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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