Because too many people think they are Disney princesses when they aren't?
But even people who do not think that are not aware that cows can kick to the side. And it hurts. They think if they are not behind the cow it can not kick. And boy do they have another thing coming.
It's a hoof. A hoof is what is coming. And at speed.
When I visited Assisi, I walked the streets that were built on a hillside. The strangest site I saw was some sort of bovine animal, an ox or something but not real huge, just wandering around the street by itself. I didn’t try to pet it or anything and just went on about my business.
Oh, and I didn’t go to Tuscany because the maestro said that there was nothing to rent.
“It’s a hoof. A hoof is what is coming. And at speed.”
Garrison Keillor was explaining why he and people from his part of the country speak so softly. He said it was because they were all raised around big cows who could kick you into next week if you startled them.