“It’s a hoof. A hoof is what is coming. And at speed.”
Garrison Keillor was explaining why he and people from his part of the country speak so softly. He said it was because they were all raised around big cows who could kick you into next week if you startled them.
We have Jerseys and their kicks are no joke. The guy down the road has Milking Devons and those things are huge. Please do not startle the monster cows. Thank you.