Posted on 12/07/2024 9:58:23 AM PST by DallasBiff
Dec. 6 (UPI) -- Ontario Provincial Police in Canada warned residents Friday morning to be on the lookout for two cows and a sheep seen wandering loose in downtown Kemptville.
The police said on social media that officers responded to the area to try to guide the animals away from roads, but drivers were urged to "travel with caution around the area until they can be contained."
(Excerpt) Read more at upi.com ...
“It’s a hoof. A hoof is what is coming. And at speed.”
Garrison Keillor was explaining why he and people from his part of the country speak so softly. He said it was because they were all raised around big cows who could kick you into next week if you startled them.
I might lanolin trouble for this one.
We have Jerseys and their kicks are no joke. The guy down the road has Milking Devons and those things are huge. Please do not startle the monster cows. Thank you.
Yeah, I clicked on it looking for a joke.
mutton to worry about, when the cows come home
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