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Two cows, a sheep wander through Ontario, Canada, downtown area
UPI ^ | 12/6/24 | Ben Hooper

Posted on 12/07/2024 9:58:23 AM PST by DallasBiff

Dec. 6 (UPI) -- Ontario Provincial Police in Canada warned residents Friday morning to be on the lookout for two cows and a sheep seen wandering loose in downtown Kemptville.

The police said on social media that officers responded to the area to try to guide the animals away from roads, but drivers were urged to "travel with caution around the area until they can be contained."

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: baaadjokes; canada; cows; freepun; sheep
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

“It’s a hoof. A hoof is what is coming. And at speed.”

Garrison Keillor was explaining why he and people from his part of the country speak so softly. He said it was because they were all raised around big cows who could kick you into next week if you startled them.


41 posted on 12/07/2024 2:26:30 PM PST by odawg
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To: The Spirit Of Allegiance

I might lanolin trouble for this one.


42 posted on 12/07/2024 2:26:37 PM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: odawg
Yep.

We have Jerseys and their kicks are no joke. The guy down the road has Milking Devons and those things are huge. Please do not startle the monster cows. Thank you.

43 posted on 12/07/2024 2:48:26 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear ( Not my circus. Not my monkeys. But I can pick out the clowns at 100 yards.)
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To: Spaceman49

Yeah, I clicked on it looking for a joke.


44 posted on 12/07/2024 5:23:56 PM PST by LouAvul (He that ruleth over men must be just, ruling in the fear of God. [2 Sam 23:3])
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To: DallasBiff

mutton to worry about, when the cows come home


45 posted on 12/07/2024 6:28:53 PM PST by blueplum ("...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017) )
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To: DallasBiff

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows


46 posted on 12/08/2024 8:47:36 AM PST by scrabblehack
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