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Two cows, a sheep wander through Ontario, Canada, downtown area
UPI ^ | 12/6/24 | Ben Hooper

Posted on 12/07/2024 9:58:23 AM PST by DallasBiff

Dec. 6 (UPI) -- Ontario Provincial Police in Canada warned residents Friday morning to be on the lookout for two cows and a sheep seen wandering loose in downtown Kemptville.

The police said on social media that officers responded to the area to try to guide the animals away from roads, but drivers were urged to "travel with caution around the area until they can be contained."

(Excerpt) Read more at upi.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: baaadjokes; canada; cows; freepun; sheep
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So the OPP(Ontario Police Patrol) can't find two cows and a sheep, sounds more like the Keystone cops.

I know a boring story to post, but Trump won and the democrats are basically silent, and it's Saturday have fun.

1 posted on 12/07/2024 9:58:23 AM PST by DallasBiff
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To: DallasBiff

These thruples are getting out of hand.


2 posted on 12/07/2024 10:01:01 AM PST by ClearCase_guy
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To: DallasBiff

So .. . two cows and a sheep walk into a bar .. .


3 posted on 12/07/2024 10:01:43 AM PST by Spaceman49
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To: DallasBiff
...the OPP(Ontario Police Patrol) can't find two cows and a sheep.

I would think it would be as easy as waiting for the phone to ring.

4 posted on 12/07/2024 10:04:06 AM PST by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: DallasBiff

,,, another story to be credited to the horror of climate emergency.


5 posted on 12/07/2024 10:05:51 AM PST by shaggy eel
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To: DallasBiff

Great opening line for a joke.....


6 posted on 12/07/2024 10:06:43 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They id Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: shaggy eel

The town has three thousand people in it—and the article mentions “downtown”.

lol


7 posted on 12/07/2024 10:07:24 AM PST by cgbg (It is time to pull the Deep State out of the mass media--like ticks from a dog.)
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To: DallasBiff
False alarm....two sows and a cheep...


8 posted on 12/07/2024 10:08:35 AM PST by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: DallasBiff

Looks like they’re wisely sticking together.


9 posted on 12/07/2024 10:09:12 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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To: DallasBiff

You have 2 cows....


10 posted on 12/07/2024 10:14:24 AM PST by xp38
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To: DallasBiff

Out in the Rocky Mtn states they have seasonal cattle and sheep drives through many towns, moving herds from Summer grazing to Winter enclosure.

People think nothing of it.


11 posted on 12/07/2024 10:16:45 AM PST by lurk (u)
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To: DallasBiff; The Spirit Of Allegiance; Rennes Templar
two cows and a sheep seen wandering loose

Two moovers and a shaver.

12 posted on 12/07/2024 10:18:47 AM PST by Ezekiel (🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
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To: cgbg

,,, I should have put “sarcasm” after my comment... sorry about that.


13 posted on 12/07/2024 10:21:27 AM PST by shaggy eel
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To: DallasBiff

Country living. When I was a kid, we sometimes found cows or sheep in the yard. Once the neighbor’s horse wandered over. It was fun.


14 posted on 12/07/2024 10:23:29 AM PST by ArcadeQuarters (You can't remove RINOs by voting for them!)
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To: lurk

For many a year I lived in house that backed onto a river system. Behind us was the river but also a sloping field. Down the road from our suburban subdivision was a horse stable/farm and they would let the horses out each day and they would come and graze in the field behind our place. We also had an access path beside our house. Once in a blue moon the horses would decide to explore a bit more and they would come up the path and graze on our front lawn. I and the horse farm are long gone from there now but I still have some old pictures I took of them munching on our lawn. We’d call the farm and some hands would come around and scoot them home eventually.


15 posted on 12/07/2024 10:29:21 AM PST by xp38
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To: ClearCase_guy

The VIEW actually DID leave ?


16 posted on 12/07/2024 10:30:59 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true . . . I have no proof, but they're true.)
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To: Ezekiel

Very good!


17 posted on 12/07/2024 10:36:34 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
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To: DallasBiff

Police stopped them and asked what were they doing.

The first cow said, “moo.”

The second cow said, “moo.”

The sheep said, “sorry, I don’t speak French.”


18 posted on 12/07/2024 10:51:44 AM PST by Redmen4ever
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To: DallasBiff

Are they looking for a Manger?


19 posted on 12/07/2024 10:53:28 AM PST by null and void (Regarding the second Trump presidency, everyone who isn’t terrified is thankful!)
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To: Spaceman49; SaveFerris

The sheep says, Got any grapes?


20 posted on 12/07/2024 10:54:13 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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