Two cows, a sheep wander through Ontario, Canada, downtown area

UPI ^ | 12/6/24 | Ben Hooper

[Larry Lucido]

If one was named Karen, she might have been looking for a manager.

[whitney69]

In the mid 1980’s at Beale AFB, CA, the base was so big they leased out land to ranchers in the area inside the main base. One afternoon, about a thousand pounds of bull got loose and wandered into housing and the cops were overmatched trying to catch it. Oh, they tried. But all they could really do was surveillance until the rancher got an old fashioned cowboy up there to rope it and take it back to the ranch. Meantime, a few fences were toppled and some trash cans were sent flying as spooking a thousand pounds of bull into running is not real bright.

wy69

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Actually, it was three cows, NOT two cows and a sheep. Kemptville is, after all, located in Justin(e) Castreau's Canaduh, so the sheep CAN identify as a cow! The REAL crime is, that these cows are criminal, because they had guns!

Cows With Guns

[Ken H]

“So .. . two cows and a sheep walk into a bar .. .”

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The bartender says, “is this some kind of joke?”

[DPMD]

Another joke about The View?

[odawg]

Why would the populace need to warned about two cows and a sheep. All they have to do is head them out.

Now, when I was a kid, one cow we had was as mean as a snake and was all the time trying to catch me out in the open to gore me. Once, she tried to head me off from the treeline I was fleeing to.

[skr]

It’s not boring, it’s amusing. :) Would that all breaking news was about something non-controversial, non-violent and non-political.

[SaxxonWoods]

We have facebook page here for roaming dogs, cats, chickens, horses, cattle, etc. with responses like: “That’s one of Frank’s cows, I’ll call him.”

[Vaquero]

two cows and a sheep drive up in a penguin car….

….Just a little ice cream

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I have spent a lot of time in Ontario, six months in one stretch, and have a great deal of respect for the OPP, and Ontario in general.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

OK, so what is the end of the joke? ;-)

[ridesthemiles]

LONG TIME RANCHERS move a herd To /FROM Smith Valley, Nevada & Twin Lakes, Calif.

EVERY YEAR.

HAVE done so for a VERY LONG TIME.

[Libloather]

No amount of APBs will find this group. Coincidentally, a really big dinner is being served right down the street.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

“Two moovers and a shaver”

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Udderly delightful! Shear genius!

[Ezekiel]

🐄🐑🐄

It's an Incudable Journey..

[Larry Lucido]

Hey ewe, is that cashmere?

Um, yeah. Cashmere! That’s the ticket.

What’s that red dot?

(Pun and Seinfeld reference)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Why would the populace need to warned about two cows and a sheep. All they have to do is head them out.

Because too many people think they are Disney princesses when they aren't?

Example

But even people who do not think that are not aware that cows can kick to the side. And it hurts. They think if they are not behind the cow it can not kick. And boy do they have another thing coming.

It's a hoof. A hoof is what is coming. And at speed.

[Larry Lucido]

When I visited Assisi, I walked the streets that were built on a hillside. The strangest site I saw was some sort of bovine animal, an ox or something but not real huge, just wandering around the street by itself. I didn’t try to pet it or anything and just went on about my business.

Oh, and I didn’t go to Tuscany because the maestro said that there was nothing to rent.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Ewe is so baaaaad.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Our jerseys are only 44 inches and people think they are mini-cows. Nope, just normal sized.