Posted on 11/11/2024 8:30:05 AM PST by dayglored
BURBANK, CA — Liberal woman Marcie Galveston was forced to film herself having a second post-election meltdown this week after she realized she forgot to hit the record button on her phone the first time around.
"WHY??? WHY?????" screeched Galveston, tears running down her cheeks. "I'm shaking, I'm so terrified! Look what you did, you sick freaks! I'm literally no longer safe as a woman, are you happy? I just can't believe over half the country is so RACIST and SEXIST and… oh wait a second. My phone isn't on. Aw, man. Gonna have start this whole thing from the beginning."
Despite the setback, Galveston worked hard to drum up new tears and access that same level of rage as she set her phone up against the kitchen backsplash a second time and put it on selfie mode.
"Yeesh, it's hard to get that level of emotion on a second take," she said. "Come on, Marcie, you can do this. Think about the trans gulags, the internment camps for gays. ARGH. The tears aren't coming, the tears aren't coming!"
At publishing time Galveston was seen holding an onion under her eyes while reading The New York Times in an effort to spark tears of rage again.
One would think they’d have chilled a bit after a week but maybe it’s not in their dna. I think by this stage if Harris had won I’d be looking for the comedy in it all.
If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him… Is he still wrong?
When I watch these comedic clips uploaded to the Internet, my initial thoughts are: he/she was not so distraught that he/she was not able to grab their phone, bring up the camera app, switch to video, record themselves, and then upload the recording to an Internet app. to share their supposed suffering with the world.
And you know they are also keeping a very close eye on the number of hits and shares.
Let’s face it. A large reason the Left won is because they are self-centered, narcissistic jackasses filled with hatred.
These crocodile video clips are proof of that.
“When I watch these comedic clips uploaded to the Internet, my initial thoughts are: he/she was not so distraught that he/she was not able to grab their phone, bring up the camera app, switch to video, record themselves, and then upload the recording to an Internet app. to share their supposed suffering with the world.
And you know they are also keeping a very close eye on the number of hits and shares.
Let’s face it. A large reason the Left won is because they are self-centered, narcissistic jackasses filled with hatred.
These crocodile video clips are proof of that.”
Well put.
May I steal it?
won = lost
Sure thing!
Just change “won” to “lost.”
Not enough sleep this weekend.
The Bee stung me this time.
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