Posted on 11/11/2024 8:30:05 AM PST by dayglored
BURBANK, CA — Liberal woman Marcie Galveston was forced to film herself having a second post-election meltdown this week after she realized she forgot to hit the record button on her phone the first time around.
"WHY??? WHY?????" screeched Galveston, tears running down her cheeks. "I'm shaking, I'm so terrified! Look what you did, you sick freaks! I'm literally no longer safe as a woman, are you happy? I just can't believe over half the country is so RACIST and SEXIST and… oh wait a second. My phone isn't on. Aw, man. Gonna have start this whole thing from the beginning."
Despite the setback, Galveston worked hard to drum up new tears and access that same level of rage as she set her phone up against the kitchen backsplash a second time and put it on selfie mode.
"Yeesh, it's hard to get that level of emotion on a second take," she said. "Come on, Marcie, you can do this. Think about the trans gulags, the internment camps for gays. ARGH. The tears aren't coming, the tears aren't coming!"
At publishing time Galveston was seen holding an onion under her eyes while reading The New York Times in an effort to spark tears of rage again.
See a shrink, bimbo!
LOL. I am betting this is happening a lot!
Can't believe people fall for it.
I knew it was the bee just from the headline. I clicked on it anyway. You know. The old Benny Hill thing. Gets me every time!
BURBANK DESERVES BETTER
Women have the right to open their legs or to keep them closed.
Women also have the right to use birth control
What women shouldn’t have the right to do, is to kill an innocent baby because they have been inconvenienced by not utilizing one of the above rights!
I’ve sure seen worse online in the last 5 days 😏
The word that keeps coming to mind is UNHINGED
So true.
Sounds like satire. Especially holding the onion.
That's because it is. See keywords....
> It is all acting to get hits so they can make money. <
Maybe. Maybe not. These people truly are unbalanced.
Back in early 2016 I went to a dinner party given by a liberal acquaintance of mine. All was going well until somebody at the table mentioned Trump (I forget what the context was).
Our liberal host immediately went berserk. She jumped up from her chair and started pacing the room. All the time she was waving her hands and screaming. It was like something out of ‘The Exorcist’.
I thought I might have to pepper spray her. But that probably would have ruined dessert. 🍰
Are there crazy people out there? Yes.
And if someone else is recording it, might be real. Of course if you are AOC pretend crying beside a fenced off parking lot, probably not.
If they are recording it, very likely not.
I tend to look at the eyes and see if they are red, swollen and bloodshot. 90% of the time. No. Cry stick.
It is a very cynical money grab.
It’s people like her that emphasize the real need for the opening of more mental asylum’s.
I’m waiting for one of these liberals to stroke out as their blood pressure has soared since last Tuesday!!
It’s so funny that people go right on posting about it as if it’s real. Sometimes they even get into arguments about it. Very cool.
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“It is all acting to get hits so they can make money.
Can’t believe people fall for it.”
Yep! Another example:
https://freerepublic.com/focus/chat/4277027/posts?page=44#44
Fail point. You’ve got your crazy liberals. But you’ve also got your grifters. Sometimes it’s hard to tell them apart.
Feminists will always blame the man regardless. He should have brought protection, he forced me to do ... Never their fault.
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