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So I was at Barnes & Noble earlier today

Posted on 11/07/2024 9:59:51 PM PST by FLT-bird

I asked an employee if they had Trump’s new book on how to deport illegal immigrants?

She immediately told me “get the **** out of here and don’t come back”.

I said “YES that’s the one!”


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: groaner; vanity
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To: Secret Agent Man

Hey, now. Not all women are in need of treatment. Not all women are Liberals. That said, in the last 2 days I have Liberal women freaking out because they believe all their rights will be taken away by Trump. That he is even going to take their birth control pills. What troubles me is how susceptible some people, men and women are. They need to be deprogrammed as they’ve become dangerous.


21 posted on 11/08/2024 1:42:11 AM PST by vivenne
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To: vivenne

Your statement is wise and compassionate. I have observed that the polarization of our country is profound. We have devolved from debate of ideas to attacks on people. While I understand that we have been maligned by being called nazis and garbage and dehumanized, I think the lesson I have learned is standing on the truth is calling out individuals who attack us but no r categorizing an entire group. President elect Trump has put together a new coalition based on his standing on the truth and while he does go after individual antagonists he does not dehumanize entire groups.

I applaud what you said and myself will continue to seek discerning and ring faithful to the word by never compromising the truth with sloppy language that could be interpreted as generalizing many.


22 posted on 11/08/2024 2:37:12 AM PST by gas_dr (Conditions of Socratic debate: Intelligence, Candor, and Good Will)
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To: FLT-bird

My son-in-law sent me that joke today, except his version went like this: Yeah, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?” 🤣


23 posted on 11/08/2024 2:39:11 AM PST by Prince of Space (Trump 2024!)
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To: FLT-bird

Why be an assh×le?


24 posted on 11/08/2024 2:57:06 AM PST by Chickensoup
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To: gas_dr

Agree


25 posted on 11/08/2024 2:58:32 AM PST by Chickensoup
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To: Veracious Poet

Humorless Libtard: Who told them? We have a secret ballot.


26 posted on 11/08/2024 3:04:44 AM PST by AndyJackson
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To: Chickensoup

1. Nobody’s being an A-hole.

2. Its a joke. Lighten up Francis.


27 posted on 11/08/2024 3:12:30 AM PST by FLT-bird
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To: gas_dr; Chickensoup

Get a room you two. It’s a joke. And to restore balance in this country there has to be justice.


28 posted on 11/08/2024 3:18:43 AM PST by AndyJackson
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To: FLT-bird

🤣🤣🤣 good one!!


29 posted on 11/08/2024 4:11:23 AM PST by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: FLT-bird

Perfect!

Lol.


30 posted on 11/08/2024 4:12:38 AM PST by cgbg ("Our democracy" = Their Kleptocracy)
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To: FLT-bird

Ha, ha!


31 posted on 11/08/2024 4:21:35 AM PST by caver ( )
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To: FLT-bird

Outstanding!


32 posted on 11/08/2024 4:24:30 AM PST by popdonnelly (All the enormous crimes in history have been committed by governments.)
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To: FLT-bird

Trump talks a great game, but he plays ball like Charlie Brown.

He will probably be able to remove less than 500,000 invaders.

Will Trump even denounce the Refugee Convention?


33 posted on 11/08/2024 4:32:22 AM PST by Brian Griffin ("Base load affected facilities...must meet a second phase standard based on 90% capture of CO2" EPA)
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To: Brian Griffin

It would not be all that hard to do. THE key thing is to crack down on employers. Trump and the Republican House/Senate can already cut off all federal funding.

With no taxpayer money and with employers too scared to undercut American’s wages by hiring illegals, they would have no money going to them....no food...no shelter..etc.

Then offer them free transport back to their country of origin. As for the criminals among them, nobody is going to put up a fight about deporting them - not even Democrats. It would be too politically toxic.


34 posted on 11/08/2024 4:35:45 AM PST by FLT-bird
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To: FLT-bird

Quotes from the Refugee Convention:

Article 31. - Refugees unlawfully in the country of refuge

1. The Contracting States shall not impose penalties, on account of their illegal entry or presence, on refugees who, coming directly from a territory where their life or freedom was threatened in the sense of article 1, enter or are present in their territory without authorization, provided they present themselves without delay to the authorities and show good cause for their illegal entry or presence.
2. The Contracting States shall not apply to the movements of such refugees restrictions other than those which are necessary and such restrictions shall only be applied until their status in the country is regularized or they obtain admission into another country. The Contracting States shall allow such refugees a reasonable period and all the necessary facilities to obtain admission into another country.

Article 32. - Expulsion

1. The Contracting States shall not expel a refugee lawfully in their territory save on grounds of national security or public order.
2. The expulsion of such a refugee shall be only in pursuance of a decision reached in accordance with due process of law. Except where compelling reasons of national security otherwise require, the refugee shall be allowed to submit evidence to clear himself, and to appeal to and be represented for the purpose before competent authority or a person or persons specially designated by the competent authority.
3. The Contracting States shall allow such a refugee a reasonable period within which to seek legal admission into another country. The Contracting States reserve the right to apply during that period such internal measures as they may deem necessary.

Article 23 - Public relief

The Contracting States shall accord to refugees lawfully staying in their territory the same treatment with respect to public relief and assistance as is accorded to their nationals.

Article 17 - Wage-earning employment
....
2. In any case, restrictive measures imposed on aliens or the employment of aliens for the protection of the national labour market shall not be applied to a refugee...who fulfils one of the following conditions:
(a) He has completed three years’ residence in the country;
....
(c) He has one or more children possessing the nationality of the country of residence.

Article 34 - Naturalization [and getting the right to vote (and buy AR-15s)]

The Contracting States shall as far as possible facilitate the assimilation and naturalization of refugees. They shall in particular make every effort to expedite naturalization proceedings and to reduce as far as possible the charges and costs of such proceedings.

https://www.ohchr.org/en/instruments-mechanisms/instruments/convention-relating-status-refugees

Article 44 - Denunciation [getting out from under the Refugee Convention]
1. Any Contracting State may denounce this Convention at any time by a notification addressed to the Secretary-General of the United Nations.
2. Such denunciation shall take effect for the Contracting State concerned one year from the date upon which it is received by the Secretary-General of the United Nations....

NOTE: I do not trust any politician who has not called for invoking Article 44 to get the US out from under the Refugee Convention.

And my distrust extends to Trump.

The Refugee Convention must be removed from the Democratic Party toolbox by invoking Article 44.

Building a fence won’t stop the flood. They can climb over (or cut through) the fence if no border patrol agent is around, or they can yell to ask for asylum if an agent is around.

The Refugee Convention by permitting illegal entry (and entry upon any request) makes it impossible to secure the border. We need to get out from under the Refugee Convention.

“Building a wall is a red herring”

“The fundamental problem is that anyone can claim asylum with zero proof, which means all of Earth can come to America.”

Elon Musk


35 posted on 11/08/2024 4:36:57 AM PST by Brian Griffin ("Base load affected facilities...must meet a second phase standard based on 90% capture of CO2" EPA)
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To: FLT-bird

WIKI

In 2014, Fruit Dynamics was raided by the Florida Division of Insurance Fraud, resulting in 105 undocumented workers being arrested for workers’ compensation fraud and criminal use of personal identification. Oakes denied knowledge of the workers’ undocumented status, but the company offered to post bail for the workers to be released from jail.

In 2016, Oakes told CBS News, “Forty to 80 percent can be undocumented on any given day, and I can tell you, if we were to lose 40 to 80 percent of our workforce, we would be crippled here.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfie_Oakes


36 posted on 11/08/2024 4:40:25 AM PST by Brian Griffin ("Base load affected facilities...must meet a second phase standard based on 90% capture of CO2" EPA)
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To: Brian Griffin

If you cut their access to jobs, shelter and free government handouts...they will self-deport. Then you can round up the rest.


37 posted on 11/08/2024 5:18:08 AM PST by USAF1985 (Joe McCarthy is a hero...he was absolutely, 100% correct! (Let’s go Brandon!))
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To: FLT-bird

😂


38 posted on 11/08/2024 5:59:50 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: FLT-bird

That’s an oldie but goodie. First told to me as coming from Ted Nugent.


39 posted on 11/08/2024 6:46:29 AM PST by tcox4575
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To: FLT-bird

🤣🤣🤣🤣


40 posted on 11/08/2024 7:13:59 AM PST by ducttape45 (Jeremiah 17:9, "The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?")
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