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So I was at Barnes & Noble earlier today

Posted on 11/07/2024 9:59:51 PM PST by FLT-bird

I asked an employee if they had Trump’s new book on how to deport illegal immigrants?

She immediately told me “get the **** out of here and don’t come back”.

I said “YES that’s the one!”


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: groaner; vanity
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1 posted on 11/07/2024 9:59:51 PM PST by FLT-bird
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2 posted on 11/07/2024 10:03:56 PM PST by kiryandil (Kraft durch Freude! - The Kamunist and The Walzrus )
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LOL!!!!


3 posted on 11/07/2024 10:04:45 PM PST by Enterprise (These people have no honor, no belief, no poetry, no art, no humor, no patriotism.)
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"Oh, it was sad, so sad, oh it was sad, so sad"
"It was sad when The Great Ship went down, to the bottom of the sea."
4 posted on 11/07/2024 10:06:03 PM PST by kiryandil (Kraft durch Freude! - The Kamunist and The Walzrus )
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LOL bookmark


5 posted on 11/07/2024 10:08:32 PM PST by Texas_Jarhead
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Well, did they have it in stock?


6 posted on 11/07/2024 10:09:31 PM PST by Newtoidaho (All I ask of living is to have no chains on me.)
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ROFL


7 posted on 11/07/2024 10:17:39 PM PST by libh8er
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ROFLMAO !


8 posted on 11/07/2024 10:26:37 PM PST by 11th_VA (Donald Trump - Born to Run !!!)
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I hope they had a lot of them in stock. Sounds like a No. 1 Best Seller for sure!


9 posted on 11/07/2024 10:27:17 PM PST by Col Freeper (Praise and Trust in the LORD in All Things at All Times.)
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GOOD ONE!😄


10 posted on 11/07/2024 10:28:56 PM PST by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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I’ve been watching all the women melt down on the internet, and the statistic that 25% of American women are on prescription meds for mental problems.

What made me shudder even more was the realization that that means 75% of them remain untreated....


11 posted on 11/07/2024 10:41:21 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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OMG I’m STILL laughing about that!! I am notoriously bad at telling jokes, but when I told it to my wife she rolled out of her chair laughing! Thank you!


12 posted on 11/07/2024 10:54:50 PM PST by Spacetrucker
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We are working on that.


13 posted on 11/07/2024 11:03:24 PM PST by FreeperCell
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Hahahahaha


14 posted on 11/07/2024 11:08:38 PM PST by stanne
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“ I’ve been watching all the women melt down on the internet, and the statistic that 25% of American women are on prescription meds for mental problems.

What made me shudder even more was the realization that that means 75% of them remain untreated....”

Post abortive is at least part of it


15 posted on 11/07/2024 11:10:13 PM PST by stanne
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Lol! Are you here all week?


16 posted on 11/07/2024 11:42:11 PM PST by Ken H (Trump 2024)
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Hilarious 😂 😃


17 posted on 11/08/2024 12:16:13 AM PST by Justice
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I’m taking That!


18 posted on 11/08/2024 12:21:51 AM PST by Big Red Badger (ALL Things Will be Revealed !)
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A young man today was very upset when he discovered his parents voted for Harris...

In fact, he’s so mad he declared that he’s never gonna visit their graves again!


19 posted on 11/08/2024 12:32:21 AM PST by Veracious Poet (• Vance 2028 •)
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20 posted on 11/08/2024 1:10:41 AM PST by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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