I am
Mister Helper Man
1 posted on
11/05/2024 4:18:34 AM PST by
Lazamataz
To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; melissa_in_ga; Slings and Arrows; ...
A little humor to take the edge off the stressful day.
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2 posted on
11/05/2024 4:20:36 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)
To: Lazamataz
I think this is more appropriate - MISINFORMATION MAN.
3 posted on
11/05/2024 4:23:52 AM PST by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s² )
To: Lazamataz
That’s the same media template from 2020!!
5 posted on
11/05/2024 4:27:07 AM PST by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: Lazamataz
You left off “Trump is a meanie and MAGA Republicans are big fat meanies. P’Nut was a greater risk to society than the dozen Biden dogs that bit the Secret Service. Get your Covid booster.”
7 posted on
11/05/2024 4:28:38 AM PST by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s² )
To: Lazamataz
8 posted on
11/05/2024 4:29:21 AM PST by
MV=PY
(The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
To: Lazamataz
Democrats and the media would follow your script without hesitation.
That’s not the sad part. The sad part is that the GOP elite would too.
😠
13 posted on
11/05/2024 4:34:43 AM PST by
Leaning Right
(The steal is real.)
To: Lazamataz
FReeper Laz is the new Rush: show prep for rest of the media! lol
15 posted on
11/05/2024 4:38:06 AM PST by
Tell It Right
(1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Lazamataz
Laughter is a great way to start this morning!
Mucho grass
16 posted on
11/05/2024 4:42:36 AM PST by
Texaspeptoman
(NEven cannibals... get fed up with people sometimes.)
To: Lazamataz
The one I know will appear more than once: “Yes, there were some irregularities, but it wasn’t enough to affect the final election results.”
18 posted on
11/05/2024 4:48:28 AM PST by
batazoid
(Trump Must Sue)
To: Lazamataz
A very nicely done template, though I am a little disappointed you didn’t work in one of their favorite catchphrases: “without evidence.”
19 posted on
11/05/2024 4:51:04 AM PST by
SharpRightTurn
(“Giving money & power to government is like giving whiskey & car keys to teenage boys” P.J. O’Rourke)
To: Lazamataz
I’ll tell ya one thing....while spinning around my television dial this morning, Fox is upbeat, interviewing people at diners and having a generally good time...then flipped over to pmsnbc and it it’s a 6 person panel all frowns and somber like a funeral......little Joe is still harping an the “convicted felon” BS.
I’m thinking they know something we don’t.....and it’s not good for kamalalaladingdong.
20 posted on
11/05/2024 4:55:05 AM PST by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: Lazamataz
22 posted on
11/05/2024 5:21:07 AM PST by
Big Red Badger
(ALL Things Will be Revealed !)
To: Lazamataz
23 posted on
11/05/2024 5:26:02 AM PST by
EQAndyBuzz
(I'm Pro-Choice and I choose life!)
To: Lazamataz
24 posted on
11/05/2024 6:21:36 AM PST by
Rusty0604
(W looking for new conspiracy theories as all the old ones have come true)
To: Lazamataz
Thank you, Laz. HAPPY ELECTION DAY!
25 posted on
11/05/2024 7:47:22 AM PST by
NEMDF
To: Lazamataz
You stole that all from that leans-right centrist Dan Abrams, didn’t you?
Sounds exactly like his siriusxm show whenever he talks about Mr. Trump.
26 posted on
11/05/2024 8:19:56 AM PST by
gnickgnack2
(They’re pushing us because they want us to push back. Then comes martial law. They see it as a win-w)
To: Lazamataz
Looks like Piper had a hand in designing the color scheme of Mr. Helper Man’s uniform.
28 posted on
11/05/2024 9:08:22 AM PST by
AF_Blue
(My decision-making skills closely resemble those of a squirrel when crossing a road)
To: Lazamataz
29 posted on
11/05/2024 9:46:41 AM PST by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Lazamataz
I keep hearing Johnny Rivers’ “Secret Agent Man” running through my head.
32 posted on
11/05/2024 10:33:16 AM PST by
Grammy
(When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. Thomas Jefferson)
To: Lazamataz
I do believe they already have that one down pat.
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