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A Handy "News" Media Template In Case Harris Cheats Her Way Into Office
Original Content | 11/05/2024 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 11/05/2024 4:18:34 AM PST by Lazamataz

I like to think of myself as helpful. In fact, if I was a Superhero in the Marvel Comic Universe, I would be Mister Helper Man.

So, in an effort to assist the so-called "news" media, I've generated them a template they can copy and paste into their "news" articles, should Harris manage to steal her way into office. As we produce proof of a steal, you can simply write:

These controversial claims of voter fraud are baseless rumors. They are unfounded, and unsubstantiated. This is sweeping and systemic disinformation. These sort of spurious accusations defy the reality on the ground. These claims have been debunked, refuted, and completely put to rest. No credible evidence exists to support these shaky assertions, and numerous fact-checkers have marked these allegations as FALSE. Based on the reports of these fact-checkers alone, there is no further need to investigate these outlandish claims. They have been thoroughly discredited and contradicted. Continuing to push these far-fetched conspiracies, in the form of Russian lies, is sedition.
You're welcome.


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To: Lazamataz

Until fraudsters die, the practice will continue unabated


21 posted on 11/05/2024 5:14:36 AM PST by bert ( (KE. NP. +12) Where is ZORRO when California so desperately needs him?)
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To: Lazamataz

You Do Windows?


22 posted on 11/05/2024 5:21:07 AM PST by Big Red Badger (ALL Things Will be Revealed !)
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To: Lazamataz

I voted.


23 posted on 11/05/2024 5:26:02 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (I'm Pro-Choice and I choose life!)
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To: Lazamataz

Ha!


24 posted on 11/05/2024 6:21:36 AM PST by Rusty0604 (W looking for new conspiracy theories as all the old ones have come true)
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To: Lazamataz

Thank you, Laz. HAPPY ELECTION DAY!


25 posted on 11/05/2024 7:47:22 AM PST by NEMDF
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To: Lazamataz

You stole that all from that leans-right centrist Dan Abrams, didn’t you?

Sounds exactly like his siriusxm show whenever he talks about Mr. Trump.


26 posted on 11/05/2024 8:19:56 AM PST by gnickgnack2 (They’re pushing us because they want us to push back. Then comes martial law. They see it as a win-w)
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To: V_TWIN

I no longer watch Faux News. I watch NewsMax. They are much better than Faux.


27 posted on 11/05/2024 8:24:30 AM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise
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To: Lazamataz

Looks like Piper had a hand in designing the color scheme of Mr. Helper Man’s uniform.


28 posted on 11/05/2024 9:08:22 AM PST by AF_Blue (My decision-making skills closely resemble those of a squirrel when crossing a road)
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To: Lazamataz

Cynic


29 posted on 11/05/2024 9:46:41 AM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Vendome

You know it!


30 posted on 11/05/2024 9:47:40 AM PST by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)
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To: Lazamataz

;-}


31 posted on 11/05/2024 10:25:48 AM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Lazamataz

I keep hearing Johnny Rivers’ “Secret Agent Man” running through my head.


32 posted on 11/05/2024 10:33:16 AM PST by Grammy (When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty. Thomas Jefferson)
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To: V_TWIN

It’s All Good...
I just Voted!


33 posted on 11/05/2024 12:11:54 PM PST by Big Red Badger (ALL Things Will be Revealed !)
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To: Lazamataz

I do believe they already have that one down pat.


34 posted on 11/05/2024 1:18:14 PM PST by Robert DeLong
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