Posted on 11/04/2024 11:55:18 AM PST by millenial4freedom
We see eye-to-eye in most situations, but when it comes to Trump she is extremely set in her ways. She constantly says how much she hates him whenever he's on the news, and repeatedly asks me how I can possibly support him.
We had to turn off the debate between Trump and Kamala Harris halfway through because we couldn't stop arguing. I don't think our marriage would have survived a second debate!
So, as the election approaches, we've decided to stop talking about politics altogether. We've stopped watching the news when we're both at home. We don't discuss what we are reading.
This new dynamic was working quite well – until this week, when my wife declared the morning after a particularly steamy bedroom session the night before: She will put me on a 'sex ban' if I vote for Trump.
She says that, because the Pennsylvania race is so tight, my vote alone could change the whole outcome of the election, and she refuses to have sex with me unless I vote for Harris... or not at all.
Obviously, I am not going to vote for Harris. I'm desperate for a second Trump presidency. But I also couldn't live without our sex life. How can I explain to my wife that I can't change my beliefs so easily?
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I would change it just a bit... ‘...as your enjoying the cigar and she is wiping off her face...’
As far as I know, it’s still a secret ballot.
Tell her you voted for Kamala, then “f” the bejesus out of her.
While you’re enjoying your afterglow ciggie and she is wiping off her face, whisper in her ear that you actually voted for Trump.
Enjoy the cuddling!
I guarantee you by the end of the day our bank accounts would be on lock down , cards turned off and had an appt. With a divorce lawyer the next morning.
"I've seen your wife, that would be a break for you."
As in Aristophanes ancient play Lysistrata, Trump supporters will be easily recognizable.
I used to be very cavalier about certain things: I won’t marry her if she won’t take my name, I won’t marry her if she pops the question, and I certainly won’t marry her if she’s a liberal! Then I actually met the woman I love and realized she could do or be all of those things and it wouldn’t change my wanting to be with her.
Fortunately, she’s a Trump-loving, feminist-hating conservative, so it’s not an issue. 😎
NO problem as Kammy is going to legalize brothels.
Tell her she gets no hanky-panky unless she votes for Trump!
Awesome!…you don’t have the only fish in the sea!!! bahahahahaha🐟🐟🐟
Divorce her.
Now.
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Bet she’s been withholding before this.
change your religion to Islam then you don’t have to listen to her and you can have 3 more just call them cousins.
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