Posted on 10/18/2024 8:30:01 AM PDT by dayglored
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In response to her testy interview last night, presidential candidate Kamala Harris has stepped forward to accuse Fox News of journalistic malpractice, claiming that the media company never informed her the interview would include questions.
According to Harris, the interview constituted an ambush unlike any she has ever faced in her legal or political career.
"Holistically speaking, me and my team, we were holistically not informed that this interview would include questions," Harris said as several journalists from ABC gave her a back massage and worked on editing her next interview. "It's absolutely terrible. Even CNN at least gave us the questions holistically in advance. These chauvinist pigs at Fox are completely taking advantage of a very strong, competent, fragile woman of color. Holistically disgraceful!"
While several aides have reportedly tried to calm Kamala down with offerings of Jack Daniels and Pinot Grigio, she has remained defiant.
"Joe never had to do anything like this! I shouldn't either!" Kamala shouted at Gayle Quare, a purple-haired intern. "Where's my shot glass??"
At publishing time, Kamala had demanded that the media atone for their heinous deed by applying some heat to Donald Trump instead of always picking on her like they do all the time.
Now THAT is funny!
Harris doesn’t have to be smart. Because if she, G-d forbid, actually become President, she will take all of her orders from the Deep State puppeteers who will tell her what to sign, what not to sign, etc. and she will just nod her head, “yes sir..., no sir...”
Just like Biden has done for the past 4 years.
...and she will just bob her head and mumble "mmmmff, mmmff, oooh [swallow]..."
Fixed it for you :-)
There are alot of disadvantages to being a republican in today’s modern world. The media, the education system, big business, foreign countries.....they are all with the Dems. But, one of the advantages we have is that because of this onslaught, we have been forced to refine our message. we kow how to handle hostile interviews and insulting gestures with our friends. In short, we are battle tested and ready for any argument, and insult, any BS stat thrown our way. The Dems are not so lucky and Kamala is a perfect example of this.
Kmala is so used to friendly fawning coverage, so used to people bowing at her heels simply because she’s a liberal woman, and so used to a media that won’t go beyond asking her what her favorite color is (sarcasm), she and her entire party are not prepared for actual battle. They get flummoxed easily and only know how to insult when cornered.
LOL!
I loved the Bee making fun of Kamala’s repeated use of the word “holistically”. LOL
She is holistically cracked. The Bee makes me laugh yet again.
I want to ask her: Can you spell “holistically”? Five bucks if you get it right.
Lololololol
It ain’t the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I’m smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I’m smart and I want respect!”:
An eminently believable statement...
Of course, in that "holistic" vein, the real question that should have been asked: "How many pairs of kneepads did you wear out in your rise to the VP position?"
With Bill Clinton, the question was: "Boxers or Briefs?"
With Kamala, the question is: "Spit or Swallow?"
She's got a closet full of kneepads....
The interview would include questions and they didn’t even give her the answers how rude.
She’s got a closet full of kneepads....
Did they all come from playing basketball
or other activities?
Harris: "What do you mean? A Willie or a Dick swallow?"
Walz: "How do know so much about swallows?"
Harris: "Well, you have to know these things when you're a DEI hire, you know.
-PJ
For future reference...
-PJ
She did say she wouldn’t do anything differently. So yeah, just like Biden, only worse since she’s even more leftist, and she’s dumber than veggie brain Biden. Reminds me of a giggling 12 year old spoiled brat.
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