[NFHale]

That’s been my daily sentiment for a long time now, Laz…

[Lazamataz]

When God decides to crack a joke, it is often one of the best in the universe.

[Lazamataz]

Funny 'silver lining' in the dark clouds of the twin hurricanes.

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[9YearLurker]

God and Laz.

[FreedomPoster]

Doubly funny for me since we hate Wells Fargo after an experience with them 2 years ago.

[rlmorel]

That. Is. Awesome!

[dp0622]

Hey we’re both still kicking! :)

What were the odds? :)

Hope all is well!!

[MV=PY]

Perfect!

[sauropod]

Yep. Sure does.

[quilterdebbie]

That’s great!!!

[quilterdebbie]

That’s great!!!

[Linda Frances]

God is laughing! Thanks God. And Laxamataz.

[Not A Snowbird]

Is that Kamala’s campaign headquarters?

[no-to-illegals]

That made me LOL

[Ezekiel]

This photo was taken in Florida after the first hurricane Helene, just after hurricane Milton was predicted to hit Florida.

God has an INCREDIBLE sense of humor.

It's gets much "worse", much much worse... really super bad...

(WELL, somebody had to notice. Might as well be me.)

Late on September 26, Helene made landfall at peak intensity in the Big Bend region of Florida, near the city of Perry, with maximum sustained winds of 140 mph (220 km/h). Helene weakened as it moved quickly inland before degenerating to a post-tropical cyclone over Tennessee on September 27.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Helene

Related, in the weirdest way:

Just last night I was verifying a date for the appearance of comet C/2023 A3. You might be aware that it (also T CrB) had been attracting much attention this year because of the Messianic "star date" in the Zohar pointing to the 25th of Elul that would fall on a Sabbath. Friday evening, September 27th, 2024, was the beginning of 25 Elul.

(This Zohar reference has been correlated with Bilaam's star prophecy-parable in Numbers 24.)

A comet is a "shavit" or "kokav shavit" -- a lit. "rod" star, which has the same root as the Sceptre (shevet) in the prophecy (being a staff, rod, tribe, lineage et al).

I'm providing this little bit of background information because here you posted a big "WELL F..." sign on account of its fallen letters, one that is plainly visible to the naked eye, and that's what I'd found regarding the comet. It's 'been around' for a while, yet...

C/2023 A3 (Tsuchinshan–ATLAS) is a comet from the Oort cloud discovered by the Purple Mountain Observatory in China on 9 January 2023 and independently found by ATLAS South Africa on 22 February 2023. The comet passed perihelion at a distance of 0.39 AU (58 million km; 36 million mi) on 27 September 2024,[1][3] when it became visible to the naked eye.[5][6]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C/2023_A3_(Tsuchinshan%E2%80%93ATLAS)

"Naked eye" has a link to its own page, which in turn has a Hebrew page. It was there that I learned that "naked eye" in Hebrew is more literally an unarmed eye, an eye without armament:

עין בלתי מזוינת

The star prophecy opens up in the context of an open eye, but the word is שתם is odd, also meaning closed.

שׁתם to open, broach, unseal, bore a hole.
    — Qal - שָׁתַם he opened, broached, unsealed, bore a hole (in the Bible occurring only in the pass. part.; see שָׁתוּם)...

שָׁתוּם adj. open (in the Bible occurring only Num. 24:3 and 15 in the phrase שְׁתֻם הָעָיִן, ‘whose eyes are open’). [Pass. part. of שָׁתַם. See שׁתם.]

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A fallen letter, "changing" the meaning:

מזוינת adds up to 513, which is the first 5 letters of the Torah (Bereshit without the last letter tav -- a mark, sign -- so "b'roshi" = in my head.)

This is where "upon closer inspection" pertains to your post about a big sign visible to the... naked eye, because "מזוינת" -- [she is] armed -- is also used for [she is] [vulgar language alert.]

(Can you believe that people even make fun of the appendage shape of the state of Florida? Tsk.)

One more key detail is the naked eye.

עין בלתי מזוינת

...adds up to 1085, which seemed familiar so I checked by list (I keep a list that has grown and evolved over ~ 25 years, as I simply add to the collection when something seems interesting.)

1085 is a pretty long list, but this entry is the one right at the top, the head:

the man open of eye Nu 24.15 הגבר שתם העין

It kind of all smashes together, doesn't it?

You betcha, because this place of "שתם" is also the place of this 1085 phrase which is also the place of the star prophecy:

Num 24

14. And now, behold, I go to my people; come therefore, and I will advise you what this people shall do to your people in the latter days:
15. And he took up his discourse, and said, The speech of Balaam, the son Beor, and the speech of a man whose eyes are open [הגבר שתם העין]:
16. The speech of one who heard the words of God, and knew the knowledge of the most High, who saw the vision of Shaddai, falling down, but having his eyes open:
17. I shall see him, but not now; I shall behold him, but not near; there shall come a star out of Jacob, and a scepter shall rise out of Israel, and shall strike the corners of Moab, and destroy all the sons of Seth:

And here are the first two places the sum of 1085 appears in the Torah:

בראשית 1:1
בראשית *ברא אלהים את השמים* ואת הארץ

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning *God created the heavens* and the earth.

בראשית 1:27
ויברא אלהים את האדם בצלמו *בצלם אלהים ברא אתו זכר* ונקבה ברא אתם

Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, *in the image of God created he him; male* and female created he them.

You know how the Hebrew verb "pakad" (known for the being the "Pei" code of Redemption in Genesis 50 and Exo 13) means to visit (as in to take notice of, to size things up) and also to punish?

The mystery was how could it be a secret code if everyone knows the code?

Yet anybody who's anybody knows the big billboard meme sign:

"Don't make me come down there." ~ God

Pun-ish, it's the language of the lowest form of humor.

Like food, a lot of people are gonna get it.

That's what a

MILLSTONE is for, to grind together:

Watermill 🌀

Let's See:

LSE:

Motto Latin: Rerum cognoscere causas
Motto in English To understand the causes of things

>>>

In around a dozen other novels, the LSE was mentioned as short-hand for a character being witty and clever but outside the establishment. This is best exhibited by Ian Fleming's CV of James Bond..

London School of Economics

In the vision of shut-eye, aka 40 winks,

Milton made landfall on Siesta Key.

😉

Florida Man hails from the Sunshine State, so keep on the Sunnyside.

[DSH]

Uh, no. I'm afraid that this same photo is something you could have seen bouncing around on Instagram back in July 2024.

Best not to speak for God, I should think, unless you know for certain what you're talking about. Although, I do recognize that knowing what one is talking about doesn't count for much around here anymore.

Oh, and for Pete's sake, enough with the Hebrew mumbo-jumbo. That crap lowers the IQ of everybody on this site.

[BigFreakinToad]

Indeed

[Old Grumpy]

That’s a good one, Laz! You have to laugh a bit, to balance the horror you feel when you look at the damages everywhere in Florida.

[telescope115]

Wells F… can go f… themselves. Do not have fond memories of them.

[Scrambler Bob]

Well, until I can see a ‘before’ picture with an “S” in it, and some spacing between wells and fargo, I am skeptical.

But, if GOD is doing AI, it is not “artificial” , but UI, that is Ultimate Intellegence.