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God has a great sense of humor!
God's Sense of Humor | 10/10/2024 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 10/10/2024 3:18:27 AM PDT by Lazamataz

This photo was taken in Florida after the first hurricane Helene, just after hurricane Milton was predicted to hit Florida.

God has an INCREDIBLE sense of humor.



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hashem; milton
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To: Lazamataz; hellinahandcart

Yep. Sure does.


21 posted on 10/10/2024 4:24:40 AM PDT by sauropod ("This is a time when people reveal themselves for who they are." James O'Keefe Ne supra crepidam)
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To: Lazamataz

That’s great!!!


22 posted on 10/10/2024 4:30:17 AM PDT by quilterdebbie (We will endeavor to persevere!)
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To: Lazamataz

That’s great!!!


23 posted on 10/10/2024 4:31:12 AM PDT by quilterdebbie (We will endeavor to persevere!)
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To: Lazamataz

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘


24 posted on 10/10/2024 4:47:00 AM PDT by PGalt ( Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: Lazamataz

God is laughing! Thanks God. And Laxamataz.


25 posted on 10/10/2024 4:54:11 AM PDT by Linda Frances (Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness. )
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To: Linda Frances
God is laughing! Thanks God. And Laxamataz.

Correction:

LaZamataz.

26 posted on 10/10/2024 5:04:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)
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To: mabarker1

I use Go2, they are Allright so far. I dislike wf.


27 posted on 10/10/2024 5:07:31 AM PDT by waterhill (I Believe! Eph. 5:11. God Bless Israel.)
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To: quilterdebbie

28 posted on 10/10/2024 5:10:51 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)
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To: waterhill; FreedomPoster
I use Go2, they are Allright so far. I dislike wf.

I say we refer to Wells Fargo, from now on, as Wells The Fargo.

WTF is the abbreviated version.

29 posted on 10/10/2024 5:12:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)
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To: Lazamataz

I miss the Friday silliness thread that used to make my week here on Free Republic.


30 posted on 10/10/2024 5:31:19 AM PDT by princess leah ( )
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To: Lazamataz

Is that Kamalaโ€™s campaign headquarters?


31 posted on 10/10/2024 5:35:10 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (I do not recognize Bidenโ€™s authority. (@FeistyFed on TS) ๐Ÿ.)
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To: princess leah

I could start one!


32 posted on 10/10/2024 5:35:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)
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To: Not A Snowbird

Ha! Well played.


33 posted on 10/10/2024 5:36:00 AM PDT by Lazamataz (If you are upset the bullet missed, contact me immediately. I'll make sure your bullet doesn't.)
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To: Lazamataz; waterhill

My wife calls them Hell’s Fargo, and she hardly ever swears.


34 posted on 10/10/2024 5:46:22 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Lazamataz

Hi Laz. Please add me to your Ping List. I


35 posted on 10/10/2024 5:48:41 AM PDT by benldguy
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To: Lazamataz

Ah so you’re a Sillyist. We know your type...a card carrying member of the Silly Party. Monty Python had you pegged 50+ years ago. :)


36 posted on 10/10/2024 5:51:50 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Lazamataz

That made me LOL


37 posted on 10/10/2024 5:55:41 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them.)
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To: Lazamataz; Phinneous; null and void; golux; Red Badger; Rennes Templar
This photo was taken in Florida after the first hurricane Helene, just after hurricane Milton was predicted to hit Florida.

God has an INCREDIBLE sense of humor.

It's gets much "worse", much much worse... really super bad...

(WELL, somebody had to notice. Might as well be me.)

Late on September 26, Helene made landfall at peak intensity in the Big Bend region of Florida, near the city of Perry, with maximum sustained winds of 140 mph (220 km/h). Helene weakened as it moved quickly inland before degenerating to a post-tropical cyclone over Tennessee on September 27.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Helene

Related, in the weirdest way:

Just last night I was verifying a date for the appearance of comet C/2023 A3. You might be aware that it (also T CrB) had been attracting much attention this year because of the Messianic "star date" in the Zohar pointing to the 25th of Elul that would fall on a Sabbath. Friday evening, September 27th, 2024, was the beginning of 25 Elul.

(This Zohar reference has been correlated with Bilaam's star prophecy-parable in Numbers 24.)

A comet is a "shavit" or "kokav shavit" -- a lit. "rod" star, which has the same root as the Sceptre (shevet) in the prophecy (being a staff, rod, tribe, lineage et al).

I'm providing this little bit of background information because here you posted a big "WELL F..." sign on account of its fallen letters, one that is plainly visible to the naked eye, and that's what I'd found regarding the comet. It's 'been around' for a while, yet...

C/2023 A3 (Tsuchinshanโ€“ATLAS) is a comet from the Oort cloud discovered by the Purple Mountain Observatory in China on 9 January 2023 and independently found by ATLAS South Africa on 22 February 2023. The comet passed perihelion at a distance of 0.39 AU (58 million km; 36 million mi) on 27 September 2024,[1][3] when it became visible to the naked eye.[5][6]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C/2023_A3_(Tsuchinshan%E2%80%93ATLAS)

"Naked eye" has a link to its own page, which in turn has a Hebrew page. It was there that I learned that "naked eye" in Hebrew is more literally an unarmed eye, an eye without armament:

ืขื™ืŸ ื‘ืœืชื™ ืžื–ื•ื™ื ืช

The star prophecy opens up in the context of an open eye, but the word is ืฉืชื is odd, also meaning closed.

ืฉืืชื to open, broach, unseal, bore a hole.
ย ย ย ย โ€” Qal - ืฉึธืืชึทื he opened, broached, unsealed, bore a hole (in the Bible occurring only in the pass. part.; see ืฉึธืืชื•ึผื)...

ืฉึธืืชื•ึผื adj. open (in the Bible occurring only Num. 24:3 and 15 in the phrase ืฉึฐืืชึปื ื”ึธืขึธื™ึดืŸ, โ€˜whose eyes are openโ€™). [Pass. part. of ืฉึธืืชึทื. See ืฉืืชื.]

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A fallen letter, "changing" the meaning:

ืžื–ื•ื™ื ืช adds up to 513, which is the first 5 letters of the Torah (Bereshit without the last letter tav -- a mark, sign -- so "b'roshi" = in my head.)

This is where "upon closer inspection" pertains to your post about a big sign visible to the... naked eye, because "ืžื–ื•ื™ื ืช" -- [she is] armed -- is also used for [she is] [vulgar language alert.]

(Can you believe that people even make fun of the appendage shape of the state of Florida? Tsk.)

One more key detail is the naked eye.

ืขื™ืŸ ื‘ืœืชื™ ืžื–ื•ื™ื ืช

...adds up to 1085, which seemed familiar so I checked by list (I keep a list that has grown and evolved over ~ 25 years, as I simply add to the collection when something seems interesting.)

1085 is a pretty long list, but this entry is the one right at the top, the head:

the man open of eye Nu 24.15 ื”ื’ื‘ืจ ืฉืชื ื”ืขื™ืŸ

It kind of all smashes together, doesn't it?

You betcha, because this place of "ืฉืชื" is also the place of this 1085 phrase which is also the place of the star prophecy:

Num 24

14. And now, behold, I go to my people; come therefore, and I will advise you what this people shall do to your people in the latter days:
15. And he took up his discourse, and said, The speech of Balaam, the son Beor, and the speech of a man whose eyes are open [ื”ื’ื‘ืจ ืฉืชื ื”ืขื™ืŸ]:
16. The speech of one who heard the words of God, and knew the knowledge of the most High, who saw the vision of Shaddai, falling down, but having his eyes open:
17. I shall see him, but not now; I shall behold him, but not near; there shall come a star out of Jacob, and a scepter shall rise out of Israel, and shall strike the corners of Moab, and destroy all the sons of Seth:

And here are the first two places the sum of 1085 appears in the Torah:

ื‘ืจืืฉื™ืช 1:1
ื‘ืจืืฉื™ืช *ื‘ืจื ืืœื”ื™ื ืืช ื”ืฉืžื™ื* ื•ืืช ื”ืืจืฅ

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning *God created the heavens* and the earth.

ื‘ืจืืฉื™ืช 1:27
ื•ื™ื‘ืจื ืืœื”ื™ื ืืช ื”ืื“ื ื‘ืฆืœืžื• *ื‘ืฆืœื ืืœื”ื™ื ื‘ืจื ืืชื• ื–ื›ืจ* ื•ื ืงื‘ื” ื‘ืจื ืืชื

Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, *in the image of God created he him; male* and female created he them.

You know how the Hebrew verb "pakad" (known for the being the "Pei" code of Redemption in Genesis 50 and Exo 13) means to visit (as in to take notice of, to size things up) and also to punish?

The mystery was how could it be a secret code if everyone knows the code?

Yet anybody who's anybody knows the big billboard meme sign:

"Don't make me come down there." ~ God

Pun-ish, it's the language of the lowest form of humor.

Like food, a lot of people are gonna get it.

That's what a

MILLSTONE is for, to grind together:

Watermill ๐ŸŒ€

Let's See:

LSE:

Motto Latin: Rerum cognoscere causas
Motto in English To understand the causes of things

>>>

In around a dozen other novels, the LSE was mentioned as short-hand for a character being witty and clever but outside the establishment. This is best exhibited by Ian Fleming's CV of James Bond..

London School of Economics

In the vision of shut-eye, aka 40 winks,

Milton made landfall on Siesta Key.

๐Ÿ˜‰

Florida Man hails from the Sunshine State, so keep on the Sunnyside.

38 posted on 10/10/2024 5:57:10 AM PDT by Ezekiel (๐Ÿ†˜๏ธ "Come fly with US". ๐Ÿ”ด Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS โ™‚๏ธ, aka every man)
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To: Lazamataz
Uh, no. I'm afraid that this same photo is something you could have seen bouncing around on Instagram back in July 2024.

Best not to speak for God, I should think, unless you know for certain what you're talking about. Although, I do recognize that knowing what one is talking about doesn't count for much around here anymore.

Oh, and for Pete's sake, enough with the Hebrew mumbo-jumbo. That crap lowers the IQ of everybody on this site.

39 posted on 10/10/2024 6:13:41 AM PDT by DSH
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To: Lazamataz

Indeed


40 posted on 10/10/2024 6:23:29 AM PDT by BigFreakinToad (just remember the Harris algorithm runs at 3 am.)
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