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North Carolina Agrees To Purchase Several Hunter Biden Paintings In Return For U.S. Aid
Babylon Bee ^ | 9-30-24 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/01/2024 12:47:42 PM PDT by dynachrome

As disaster response efforts ramped up following the devastation of Hurricane Helene, North Carolina announced it had agreed to purchase several Hunter Biden paintings in return for U.S. aid.

While President Biden had already approved North Carolina's request to have the crisis declared a "major disaster" and authorized federal assistance, the state's leaders reportedly believed they would receive far more federal funding if they agreed to buy some of Hunter's paintings.

"We know how things work with this administration," said North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper. "While we're certainly grateful for the president's willingness to provide us with the assistance we desperately need after the storm, we know it's better once you grease a few palms and buy some Hunter Biden art. That's where the real money is."

Following in the footsteps of Ukraine and other foreign governments, North Carolina expressed hope that shelling out exorbitant amounts of money for Hunter's paintings would score a few points with "The Big Guy" and secure several hundred billion in federal aid.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bribes; buyingvotes; hunter; hunterbiden; northcarolina; paintings
Sounds like a plan.

;)

1 posted on 10/01/2024 12:47:42 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

LOL


2 posted on 10/01/2024 12:48:12 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: dynachrome
Ouch, LOL!


3 posted on 10/01/2024 12:49:33 PM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: dynachrome

Ouch! 😖

Good one, Bee.


4 posted on 10/01/2024 12:50:52 PM PDT by Allegra
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To: dynachrome

Gonna leave a mark!


5 posted on 10/01/2024 12:55:31 PM PDT by Fai Mao (The US government is run by pedophiles and Perverts for pedophiles and perverts.)
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To: dynachrome

That could almost work.


6 posted on 10/01/2024 12:58:32 PM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure..)
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To: dynachrome

Laughing long and hard...


7 posted on 10/01/2024 1:02:45 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (mY)
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To: Sacajaweau

Same...🤣


8 posted on 10/01/2024 1:04:52 PM PDT by TheDon (Resist the usurpers! Remember the J6 political prisoners!)
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To: dynachrome

The BB understands how America politics works under a Biden administration.


9 posted on 10/01/2024 1:14:16 PM PDT by sjmjax
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To: dynachrome

Ha.

Toulouse-Lautrec inspired Peter Sellers in this scene.

Maybe he can bring out more of Hunter Biden’s seemingly boundless treasure trove of artistic talent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haX0ACElUQc


10 posted on 10/01/2024 1:16:07 PM PDT by frank ballenger (so then let us set up a last agonizing, bloodcurdling howl, a screech of defiance, a war whoop! )
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To: dynachrome

Bookmark


11 posted on 10/01/2024 1:42:47 PM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: dynachrome

So if they actually pay him for what they are actually worth he will get $0.


12 posted on 10/01/2024 2:21:59 PM PDT by antidemoncrat (fubar)
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To: dynachrome
It’s a joke.

Or is It?

13 posted on 10/01/2024 5:42:57 PM PDT by Pontiac (esse welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: dynachrome
North Carolina announced it had agreed to purchase several Hunter Biden paintings

They make nice place mats fort the kiddy tables at Thanks Giving family dinner.

if the kids spill something nasty on them, it’s no great loss.

14 posted on 10/01/2024 5:46:52 PM PDT by Pontiac (esse welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: dynachrome

The Bee is scary good.


15 posted on 10/01/2024 7:15:43 PM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell>)
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