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Hezbollah Reaches Out To U.S. For Advice On How To Govern With A Dead Leader
Babylon Bee ^ | Sep 30, 2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/30/2024 10:56:29 AM PDT by george76

BERUIT — Following the death of their leader Hassan Nasrallah, members of the militant group Hezbollah asked the U.S. for advice on how to govern with a dead leader.

"Following the demise of our great ruler Nasrallah at the hands of those Israeli pigs, we here at Hezbollah need to know how to run our organization with a dead leader," Omar Ibadi told the press. "We have reached out to leaders in the United States to ask how they can govern their own people with a dead president still in office."

U.S. officials say Ibadi has been sending texts to high-ranking members of President Biden's cabinet for guidance on how to run a large organization of people and govern many different groups even while the leader is deceased.

"It's a unique problem," Senior Whitehouse staffer George Corinado commented. "We've been managing for almost four years now but it does come with some specific problems. These guys are resourceful though, they'll figure it out."

As of publishing time, Hezbollah announced they would be asking the U.S. to send over Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib to replace Nasrallah due to her extensive experience running Hezbollah in America.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; hassan; hezbollah; nasrallah; rashida; satire; tlaib
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1 posted on 09/30/2024 10:56:29 AM PDT by george76
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LoL.


2 posted on 09/30/2024 10:59:07 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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Hassan Nasrallah? Wasn’t he the ‘father figure’ of the country according to the AP and Washington Post?


3 posted on 09/30/2024 11:02:17 AM PDT by GOPJ (Corrupt ABC referees/mods trying to throw the game to Kamala made Kamala look worse.)
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To: george76

omg....


4 posted on 09/30/2024 11:02:35 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (mY)
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ouch


5 posted on 09/30/2024 11:06:01 AM PDT by butlerweave
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LOL, good stuff!


6 posted on 09/30/2024 11:06:09 AM PDT by rockabyebaby (THE BEST IS YET TO COME - (PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP))
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To: george76

Let’s face it, the Democrats really are the experts on the topic.


7 posted on 09/30/2024 11:06:35 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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I’m afraid we don’t have any useful know-how to share with anybody


8 posted on 09/30/2024 11:07:57 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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LOL.


9 posted on 09/30/2024 11:08:43 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (The Democrat breadlines will be gluten-free. )
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Bwahahahahahaha - good one!


10 posted on 09/30/2024 11:09:14 AM PDT by Allegra
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Thanks for posting this funny but accurate article. I needed a good laugh.


11 posted on 09/30/2024 11:15:55 AM PDT by Veto! (Kamalaladingdong Sucks Rocks)
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Now i don’t care who you are thats funny right there.


12 posted on 09/30/2024 11:16:06 AM PDT by bigdaddy45
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I’m afraid we don’t have any useful know-how to share with anybody


13 posted on 09/30/2024 11:18:12 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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Surrender Dorothy.


14 posted on 09/30/2024 11:30:55 AM PDT by Huskrrrr (Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
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Just brutal ;-)


15 posted on 09/30/2024 11:33:18 AM PDT by glorgau
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To: All

16 posted on 09/30/2024 11:34:03 AM PDT by LegendHasIt
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To: george76

The Bee’s staff are so witty.


17 posted on 09/30/2024 11:35:55 AM PDT by KittyKares
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To: glorgau

The headline alone is just brutal.


18 posted on 09/30/2024 11:36:34 AM PDT by magua (It's not racism, it's just that thisBecause it’s being reported that a lot of this started in 2015.)
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Dang they are funny.


19 posted on 09/30/2024 11:38:15 AM PDT by pierrem15 ("Massacrez-les, car le seigneur connait les siens" )
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They came to the right place for that kind of advice.


20 posted on 09/30/2024 11:50:45 AM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
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