Posted on 09/11/2024 9:59:02 PM PDT by Impy
Wow (insert football team) was sure (adjective) last week! What a bunch of bums. Now as a special treat, presenting our reenactment of the Presidential master debate. I'll be playing the role of President Trump, Pom Pom girl will be playing Shamala Harrass and Belly Button Chick will be playing David Muir. It's easier this way, I don't have to get new images. 
"Hello everyone, I'm David Muir. Hail Satan. Vice President Harrass the first question is for you. Donald Trump sure sucks doesn't he?
"I should be playing Shamala, it's racist to have a white woman playing her. And it's sexist if you say a man can't play her. She's non-Bidenary, I'm non-Bidenary.
Ok fine you can play her. Pom Pom girl can play the other moderator, I honestly don't remember if she had any lines though. I don't remember her name, let's call her Sally.
"Thank you David, to answer your question Donald Trump was born in 1945, the same day Hitler died. Coincidence? I think not."
"I was born in 1946."
"Excuse me, President Hitler, you will be given a chance to respond after I let the Vice President go on at length about all the RINOs that support her."
"Over 200 of them David. Dick Cheney Liz Cheney, that guy that used to be in Congress, you know, the white guy with the face, Taylor Swift, Luke Skywalker, the Dalai Lama, the Black Dahlia, the black Dalai Lama, Jim Edgar, the Governor of Illinois back in the 1990's....BOOM CHECKMATE! Somewhere between 16 and 500,000,000 Republicans have endorsed me, David. They know the truth that if we don't give the Z man all our money that Putin will soon sit the Iron Throne and outlaw Polish Americans.
"Excuse me, some of those people are Democrats, dead, non-American and/or fictional."
"Sally or whatever her name is hits President Trump over the head with a chair and then mugs for the camera".
That's a stage direction, you weren't supposed to read that.
"Reich Chancellor Trump, why do you hate the LGBTGIF community so much?"
I heard a good one today:
You all heard about betting getting approved for the ‘lection...
So, if we’re now treating the ‘lection as a football game...
We’ve got:
Patriots vs. Stealers.
Let me know if you want on/off the list (Freepmail to be sure)
Players get your picks in!
You can still join our Yahoo Group if missed week 1, Yahoo Pro Football Pick'em, Group ID# 44351 , password: Trumpwon
Those making picks the old fashioned way (here) please ping WhoisAlangreenspan? (thanks Alan!).
Facts.
link
https://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/pickem/register/joingroup
Group ID# 44351
Password: Trumpwon
Heh! Good one.
Thank you Mr. Harbaugh!
(I survived the Chargers/Raiders game. I didn't see any of the fights... except the one on the field. A bunch of Raiders fans were polite and came up to me to congratulate and high five me for what the Chargers did on the field. I even got a blessing from one Raider fan. It was very unexpected.)
Saints over Cowboys!
Zebra’s over the players. I have lost interest in the NFL. The outcomes are now decided by the Ref’s who enforce the Front Office decisions. The Taylor Switft BS was suspected last year. I turned the NFL off over take a knee, and now the NFL provides Taylor the DNC cheerleader as the face of their own handpicked SB Winner. Tired of it.
Dolphins
Lions
Ravens
Niners
Chargers
Cowboys
Colts
Seahawks
Jets
Jaguars
Commanders
Rams
Chiefs
Steelers
Texans
Eagles
Week 2 here we go!
Bills over Dolphins. After last week, I am not going against Josh Allen.
Colts over Packers. No love for a Packer team without Love.
Jags over Browns. Browns seem to be a hot mess.
Chargers over Carolina. Carolina the worst team in the league. Again .
Ravens over the Raiders.
Cowboys roll over the Saints.
Washington over the Giants.
Jets over Titans.
Seahawks over the Pats.
Niners over the Vikings.
Lions beat the Bucs.
Rams over Cardinals.
Chiefs make the Bengals 0 -2.
Steelers beat the Broncos.
Texans down the Bears.
Eagles romp against the Falcons in the Bird Bowl.
Bucs will be a good test for the Lions. I’m happy that finally Baker Mayfield has found a good home in Tampa. But, Go Lions!
Glad for Baker too. I wonder if Browns fans are missing him.
But I don’t think the Bucs have enough to overcome the Lions.
After watching Watson, they probably miss Johnny Manziel.
Lions seem to have a problem putting teams away after getting big leads, they need to clean that up.
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