[Impy]

Wow (insert football team) was sure (adjective) last week! What a bunch of bums. Now as a special treat, presenting our reenactment of the Presidential master debate. I'll be playing the role of President Trump, Pom Pom girl will be playing Shamala Harrass and Belly Button Chick will be playing David Muir. It's easier this way, I don't have to get new images.

"Hello everyone, I'm David Muir. Hail Satan. Vice President Harrass the first question is for you. Donald Trump sure sucks doesn't he?

"I should be playing Shamala, it's racist to have a white woman playing her. And it's sexist if you say a man can't play her. She's non-Bidenary, I'm non-Bidenary.

Ok fine you can play her. Pom Pom girl can play the other moderator, I honestly don't remember if she had any lines though. I don't remember her name, let's call her Sally.

"Thank you David, to answer your question Donald Trump was born in 1945, the same day Hitler died. Coincidence? I think not."

"I was born in 1946."

"Excuse me, President Hitler, you will be given a chance to respond after I let the Vice President go on at length about all the RINOs that support her."

"Over 200 of them David. Dick Cheney Liz Cheney, that guy that used to be in Congress, you know, the white guy with the face, Taylor Swift, Luke Skywalker, the Dalai Lama, the Black Dahlia, the black Dalai Lama, Jim Edgar, the Governor of Illinois back in the 1990's....BOOM CHECKMATE! Somewhere between 16 and 500,000,000 Republicans have endorsed me, David. They know the truth that if we don't give the Z man all our money that Putin will soon sit the Iron Throne and outlaw Polish Americans.

"Excuse me, some of those people are Democrats, dead, non-American and/or fictional."

"Sally or whatever her name is hits President Trump over the head with a chair and then mugs for the camera".

That's a stage direction, you weren't supposed to read that.

"Reich Chancellor Trump, why do you hate the LGBTGIF community so much?"

[logi_cal869]

I heard a good one today:

You all heard about betting getting approved for the ‘lection...

So, if we’re now treating the ‘lection as a football game...

We’ve got:

Patriots vs. Stealers.

[Impy]

Pigskin Pickem: Week 2

Let me know if you want on/off the list (Freepmail to be sure)

Players get your picks in!

You can still join our Yahoo Group if missed week 1, Yahoo Pro Football Pick'em, Group ID# 44351 , password: Trumpwon

Those making picks the old fashioned way (here) please ping WhoisAlangreenspan? (thanks Alan!).

[Dr. Sivana]

Well, at least the Rams should be able to beat the Cardinals.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

My Chargers are looking good.

Thank you Mr. Harbaugh!

(I survived the Chargers/Raiders game. I didn't see any of the fights... except the one on the field. A bunch of Raiders fans were polite and came up to me to congratulate and high five me for what the Chargers did on the field. I even got a blessing from one Raider fan. It was very unexpected.)

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Buffalo
Indianapolis
Cleveland
L.A. Chargers
Las Vegas
New Orleans
N. Y. Giants
Tennessee
New England
Minnesota
Detroit
L.A. Rams
Cincinnati
Denver
Chicago
Philadelphia

[Macho MAGA Man]

Saints over Cowboys!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Dolphins
Lions
Ravens
Niners
Chargers
Cowboys
Colts
Seahawks
Jets
Jaguars
Commanders
Rams
Chiefs
Steelers
Texans
Eagles

[Rummyfan]

Week 2 here we go!

[Rummyfan]

Submitted my picks but just to reiterate:

Bills over Dolphins. After last week, I am not going against Josh Allen.

Colts over Packers. No love for a Packer team without Love.

Jags over Browns. Browns seem to be a hot mess.

Chargers over Carolina. Carolina the worst team in the league. Again .

Ravens over the Raiders.

Cowboys roll over the Saints.

Washington over the Giants.

Jets over Titans.

Seahawks over the Pats.

Niners over the Vikings.

Lions beat the Bucs.

Rams over Cardinals.

Chiefs make the Bengals 0 -2.

Steelers beat the Broncos.

Texans down the Bears.

Eagles romp against the Falcons in the Bird Bowl.

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

I’m going with Buffalo tonight. Rest of my picks later.

[mware]

Going with Buffalo tonight ever though they are playing in Miami. Last year the teams playing there needed to get IV’S at half time to rehydrate.

[dfwgator]

RIP Joe Schmidt....Former Lions Great Player and Coach. He was the Lions Head Coach, when I started rooting for them as a kid.

[Red Badger]

Bills

Packers

Jags

Chargers

Ravens

Cowboys

Giants.

Titans.

Seahawks

Niners

Lions

Rams

Chiefs

Broncos.

Texans

Eagles

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

My week 2 picks:

BUF
DAL
DET
IND
TEN
SF
SEA
WAS
LAC
JAC
BAL
LAR
PIT
KC
HOU
PHI
Good luck everybody!

[dfwgator]

Holy Crap, the Saints are Fire!

[Rummyfan]

Did anyone have the Saints blowing out the Cowboys? In Dallas?! And the Niners losing to the Vikings. Gawd, upsets everywhere today. Maybe the Bengals can beat the Chiefs?! Ha!

[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

I’ve searched for your week two picks but haven’t found them. If I’m missing them somehow please let me know.

[teeman8r]

stuck in the middle again...

striving for adequacy.

go ravens.

t

[who_would_fardels_bear]

Jets tonite. Gotta support Ay-ay-ron.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

NY Jets (Predicted in earlier post)
Cleveland Browns
New Orleans Saints
Minnesota Vikings
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Green Bay Packers
Chicago Bears
San Diego Chargers
Seattle Seahawks
Las Vegas Raiders
SF 49ers
Arizona Cardinals
Baltimore Ravens
KC Chiefs
Buffalo BIlls
Cincinnati Bengals