Posted on 09/11/2024 8:32:30 AM PDT by dayglored
Brace yourselves — debate night is upon us! For some, a presidential debate is an exciting, can't-miss event. For others, gargling battery acid sounds more appealing. Regardless of which category you're in, making the best use of your time is important.
With that in mind, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following helpful list of better uses of your time than watching tonight's presidential debate:
Any one of the activities above will be a far more productive use of your time than watching the debate, and some of them may just change your life forever.
They’re right again, as usual.
> They’re right again, as usual.
I started to watch it, but after only 10 minutes I had to bail, and so I spent the remaining 80 minutes smacking my knee with a ball peen hammer. Much less painful.
I enjoyed a new computer war game I just bought the night before. Didn’t waste a second watching the “debate.”
We watched “Field of Dreams” that had James Earl Jones featured in it. Better use of our time.
I keep saying that the staff at the Bee are totally insane! Please, please, please, Bee! Stay that way!
ROFL
Notes: Howard Cosell said stuff that would get anyone fired, Robert Conrad took the competition way too serious, and the dunk tank ruled.
I was happy leaving the debate early - this election has proven anything but a fair election....it’s not a election at all it’s another coup in motion. First they stole an election from Trump then from Biden - and they’ve set Harris up to be their place holder so they can retain their power in the current coup.
Actually, they might be the only ones who ARE sane.
Because in an insane world, sanity would look like insanity.
The Bee ROCKS!!!!
Concur.
I cleaned the litter box and then watched a wall of paint dry to a fine finish...very satisfying.
I watched an old movie “Marty” on Tubi. I already know who I am voting for and it ain’t the Indian.
;-)
I fixed a supper of fried chicken filets, instant mashed potatoes, green beans, a couple dinner rolls and my husband and I Thankfully feasted. We then watched The Secret Life of Pets and retired.
I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. I may watch it again. That cat is so doggone funny and since I have five rescues I can relate to all the things a cat can get into or freak out about.
But I have the one who is the tiniest but the toughest one of the bunch (Bella), she I rescued from under an abandoned car in 100+ degree heat a few years back. Tiny, tiny little dumped kitten.
She will paw-smack the other three and just lay there when I run the vacuum cleaner right past her. She plays in the water dish and loves to jump into the towel cabinet. She thinks it’s a riot.
She’s such a little Blessing. I’m so glad I was right there at the right time to help her. She never would have survived.
If I wanted to torment myself, I could re-watch the “debate” and find 25 more lies. But the thought of seeing and hearing her again makes me sick.
And once you stopped smacking yourself with the hammer you felt better, didn’t you?
I decided to read “the Battle of Waterloo: The French Perspective” by Andrew W. Field last night instead of watching the debate. I figured I’d listen to Rush today and get his take if anything was worth knowing. unfortunately Rush’s show had Megyn Kelly as his guest host and she did a very worthy job of filling in for him.
Her commentary is at: https://thelibertydaily.com/megyn-kellys-fiery-reaction-debate-moderators-is-must/ Definitely worth the 5 minutes to listen/watch.
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