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The Babylon Bee Has Finally Obtained The Harris-Walz Secret List Of Policies
Babylon Bee ^
Posted on 09/07/2024 10:00:43 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
Kamala Harris has been very secretive about her policies — in fact, no one really knows if she even has any. Unbeknownst to everyone, however, Kamala has been preparing several policies this whole time.
In a world exclusive, The Babylon Bee has gone deep undercover to find the following list of secret policies Kamala Harris and Tim Walz want to institute when they are elected:
Get rid of dividers between urinals: Tim Walz was reportedly a big proponent of this one. A new tax on money you saved by purchasing something on sale: What are you trying to do, rob Uncle Sam? Nice try.
Outlaw males: Tim Walz wouldn't be affected by this one.
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Require proof of transgenderism for assault weapon purchases: Trans rights are gun rights.
Kill all white people: The white supremacy problem will be solved once and for all.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; california; kamala; kamalaharris; marxistkamala; minnesota; progressivekamala; timwalz
To: RoosterRedux
Truth is stranger than fiction.
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posted on
09/07/2024 10:14:03 AM PDT
by
Auntie Dem
(Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Terrorist lovers gotta go!)
To: RoosterRedux
Get rid of dividers between urinals: Tim Walz was reportedly a big proponent of this one. How about mandatory installation of urinals in women's restrooms?
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posted on
09/07/2024 10:16:39 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(7/13/2024:The day the Democrats and their SA chose assassination as their primary political tool.)
To: KarlInOhio
How about mandatory installation of urinals in women's restrooms?American Standard is behind this 100%. I think Pee-Rite, the maker of urinal cakes and deodorizers, will also get behind this effort.
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posted on
09/07/2024 10:22:46 AM PDT
by
RoosterRedux
(Thinking is difficult. And painful. That’s why many people avoid it.)
To: RoosterRedux
“Kill all white people”
Which is, at the root of it, the main policy of the Rat party now.
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posted on
09/07/2024 10:23:02 AM PDT
by
Regulator
(It's fraud, Jim)
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...
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posted on
09/07/2024 10:23:03 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(The Demagogic Party is a collection of violent, rival street gangs.)
To: RoosterRedux
"Outlaw interviews with the president: Cutting down on misinformation, one step at a time."Beautiful!
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posted on
09/07/2024 10:24:05 AM PDT
by
MV=PY
(The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
To: RoosterRedux
Kill all white people Not funny in the slightest.
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posted on
09/07/2024 10:51:26 AM PDT
by
CatOwner
(Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
To: CatOwner
Satire isn’t always funny...not is it supposed to be.
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posted on
09/07/2024 11:02:04 AM PDT
by
RoosterRedux
(Thinking is difficult. And painful. That’s why many people avoid it.)
To: KarlInOhio
Why not include the stall dividers? Everybody on the left knows walls don’t work.
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posted on
09/07/2024 3:01:10 PM PDT
by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
To: John Milner
Don’t be a racist. No stall dividers in the ladies room either.
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