Posted on 08/20/2024 6:11:03 PM PDT by Red Badger
Yes, a poisonous hammerhead worm.
This is the stuff of nightmares, y'all. Not only is it disgusting, toxic and more than a foot long, it's also nearly impossible to kill — because if you cut it in half, it just regenerates itself! Actually, it turns out that all flatworms have the ability to become two different, genetically identical flatworms if they are cut in half. And that's terrifying.
Also, why are we calling this a worm? I think once it reaches a foot long, it should officially be classified as a snake. Then again, those things in Dune are like 300 feet long, and they still call those worms. So what do I know?
VIDEO AT LINK...........
Anyway, these invasive hammerhead mini-snakes have been appearing on driveways, patios and sidewalks thanks to their underground homes being flooded by Hurricane Beryl and other storms that have been battering Southeast Texas this year.
Underground homes. You catch that? So it's only a matter of time before those Dune worms make their way to the surface, too. Or those things from Tremors. Are they the same species?
The good news is, these hammerhead worms aren't going to kill you or swallow you alive. But they might give you a nasty itch (again, not the same kind of nasty itch Sexyy Red has).
According to the Texas Invasive Species Institute (TISI), these little guys "secrete chemicals through their skin to make themselves noxious to predators, and aid in the digestion of earthworms. These chemicals can cause skin irritation on humans if they hold the flatworm, and domestic mammals if they consume the flatworm. Furthermore, many flatworms can carry parasitic nematodes within them."
I was trying to figure out why I know the word "nematode," and then it occurred to me…
Man, what a throwback. Now, excuse me while I sit here and watch that entire episode.
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Oh, they’re talking about a worm, not a Democrat!
Oops.
I’d never even heard of a Hammerhead worm!...............
It would take RAID, or an entire can of unscented Right Guard deodorant to kill it. Hopefully, some hungry Buzzard will enjoy the taste.
When I see “y’all” it tells me the author is stupid or trying to garner approval from unknown segment of society. Annoying zeitgeist, started with the feds and ivermectint.
Poisonous Hammerhead Worms! Now doesn’t that just SCREAM “endangered species.”
Texas is as big as most European countries. It has coastal regions and desert
Does anyone care to freaking tell us where this things are?
Nor did I.
“Poisonous”. Good grief.
Well this Texan girl has stopped the car in the driveway backing out having spotted a snake, tiptoed to pick up the axe from the toolbox and severed that thing into tow with one shot. I do not way to wonder where it is in my house.
So. Ya…
Someone please tell us where these are
LOL
Never thought I’d hear a reference to Sexxy Red on FreeRepublic.
She popped up on a station mix once and whoa!
Stripper soundtrack.
They are better known as planarians. They really aren’t a “worm”. They are very cool though. We get an invasive species here that I’ve seen up to three feet long.
Sounds like a scify script
SOUTHEAST TEXAS..................
Lemme guess... COME FROM CHI-NA?
Nope, they live here.................
Y’all is a perfectly good Southern dialectical word...................
We’ve had these in Alabama for a couple years now, supposedly got here from Asia. They’re horrible for a garden because they eat earthworms. They have no natural predators here in the US. I threw one, about 5-6” long, in a plastic 5 gallon bucket and at shimmied right up the side and out of it. The best you can do is keep a tub or jar with vinegar and salt and chuck them in it when you find them.
I wonder if the prices have come down on those consumer flamethrowers that hit the market a couple of years ago?
They’re only a problem if they have lasers.
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