Posted on 08/14/2024 5:59:44 PM PDT by dynachrome
The Pentagon has announced they will be making the new Monkeypox vaccine mandatory, but just for the Navy.
"After careful research into how Monkeypox is spread, we have determined the Navy to be at dire risk," said Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin. "The other branches, meh - should be fine."
The Pentagon became aware of the acute danger Monkeypox presented after the entire crew of the U.S.S. Harvey Milk tested positive last week. "That ship is something out of a nightmare, it's like a haunted house right now," said physician Dr. Ryan Walter. "We heard reports of the first case last week, then all of a sudden - boom! The whole ship goes down. Quite the medical mystery."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
LOL.
The other branches should be fine. That’s funny.
In the Navy - you can sail the seven seas.
I believe that I would refuse and muster out. You cannot trust the CDC, WHO or NIH/NIAID to be truthful anymore.
So this is only spread by homo butt sex - and only the navy needs the vaccine... Got it.
Babylon Bee is the best satire.
Yep....they got me..... :0(
Quite a cute couple on the right.....
Help Prevent Monkey Pox
Avoid Monkey Business
Well, the Royal Navy was known for Rum, the lash, and sodomy. The current US navy doesn’t have rations of rum or use the Cat to enforce discipline. But apparently activity that transmits Monkeypox is a concern.
Sigh.
The Babylon Bee.
Sigh.
I hate that the Navy I grew up in and served in is fully woke enough to make my blood pressure go up before I realized it was the Babylon Bee.
Wait, Village People was a homo group?
My paradigm has been shattered.
/s
(In case you were wondering)
The Babylon Bee predicts the future all too often.
NOW THAT IS HYSTERICAL. :-)
Lionel Mandrake: “Uh, Jack, listen. Tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first become well and develop this ... Monkeypox theory?”
Jack D. Ripper: “Well, I, uh I, I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Fraternal love.”
Lionel Mandrake: “Hmm.”
Oh wait, that was Mbop. Was there a shot for that? I think I caught it since it made me nauseous when I heard it.
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