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Pentagon Mandates Monkeypox Vaccine, But Only For Navy (2022, but now that the CDC has declared an emergency...)
Babylon Bee ^ | 8-20-2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/14/2024 5:59:44 PM PDT by dynachrome

The Pentagon has announced they will be making the new Monkeypox vaccine mandatory, but just for the Navy.

"After careful research into how Monkeypox is spread, we have determined the Navy to be at dire risk," said Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin. "The other branches, meh - should be fine."

The Pentagon became aware of the acute danger Monkeypox presented after the entire crew of the U.S.S. Harvey Milk tested positive last week. "That ship is something out of a nightmare, it's like a haunted house right now," said physician Dr. Ryan Walter. "We heard reports of the first case last week, then all of a sudden - boom! The whole ship goes down. Quite the medical mystery."

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; harveymilk; monkeypox; navymonkeypox; satire; ussharveymilk
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Hehe.
1 posted on 08/14/2024 5:59:44 PM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

LOL.
The other branches should be fine. That’s funny.


2 posted on 08/14/2024 6:01:53 PM PDT by Gary from Dayton (Army Vet 1986-1991 unburdened by what was burdening before )
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To: dynachrome
risk
3 posted on 08/14/2024 6:02:17 PM PDT by dynachrome (Auslander Raus!)
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To: dynachrome

In the Navy - you can sail the seven seas.


4 posted on 08/14/2024 6:03:14 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: dynachrome

I believe that I would refuse and muster out. You cannot trust the CDC, WHO or NIH/NIAID to be truthful anymore.


5 posted on 08/14/2024 6:03:53 PM PDT by Gaffer
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To: nickcarraway

So this is only spread by homo butt sex - and only the navy needs the vaccine... Got it.


6 posted on 08/14/2024 6:04:53 PM PDT by zoomie92 (Reality check)
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To: Gaffer

Babylon Bee is the best satire.


7 posted on 08/14/2024 6:05:10 PM PDT by dynachrome (Auslander Raus!)
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To: dynachrome

Yep....they got me..... :0(


8 posted on 08/14/2024 6:06:09 PM PDT by Gaffer
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To: dynachrome

9 posted on 08/14/2024 6:10:20 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (LORD, grant thy people grace to withstand the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the devil.)
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To: dynachrome

Quite a cute couple on the right.....


10 posted on 08/14/2024 6:11:56 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: dynachrome

Help Prevent Monkey Pox

Avoid Monkey Business


11 posted on 08/14/2024 6:13:48 PM PDT by rdcbn1
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To: dynachrome

Well, the Royal Navy was known for Rum, the lash, and sodomy. The current US navy doesn’t have rations of rum or use the Cat to enforce discipline. But apparently activity that transmits Monkeypox is a concern.


12 posted on 08/14/2024 6:19:36 PM PDT by PAR35
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To: Gary from Dayton

https://genius.com/Village-people-in-the-navy-lyrics


13 posted on 08/14/2024 6:21:07 PM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
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To: dynachrome

Sigh.

The Babylon Bee.

Sigh.

I hate that the Navy I grew up in and served in is fully woke enough to make my blood pressure go up before I realized it was the Babylon Bee.


14 posted on 08/14/2024 6:25:56 PM PDT by rlmorel (J.D. Vance and The Legend of The MaMaw of The 19 Loaded Guns!)
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

Wait, Village People was a homo group?

My paradigm has been shattered.

/s

(In case you were wondering)


15 posted on 08/14/2024 6:26:18 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: rlmorel

The Babylon Bee predicts the future all too often.


16 posted on 08/14/2024 6:29:21 PM PDT by dynachrome (Auslander Raus!)
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To: rdcbn1
Meme worthy...


17 posted on 08/14/2024 6:44:53 PM PDT by EasySt (Say not this is the truth, but so it seems to me to be, as I see this thing I think I see. #MAGA-A)
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To: EasySt

NOW THAT IS HYSTERICAL. :-)


18 posted on 08/14/2024 6:58:05 PM PDT by rdcbn1
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To: dynachrome

Lionel Mandrake: “Uh, Jack, listen. Tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first become well and develop this ... Monkeypox theory?”

Jack D. Ripper: “Well, I, uh I, I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love. Fraternal love.”

Lionel Mandrake: “Hmm.”


19 posted on 08/14/2024 7:05:20 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: dynachrome
Wasn't there a song in the 90's called mpox?

Oh wait, that was Mbop. Was there a shot for that? I think I caught it since it made me nauseous when I heard it.

20 posted on 08/14/2024 7:10:49 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear (Kafka was an optimist.)
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