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President Harris To Make Big Change (Safe and Effective Satire)
7/23/24 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 07/23/2024 7:17:38 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

President Harris will make a big change to her transportation when she is elected.

The presidential limousine will be replaced by a big yellow school bus. Harris loved riding the bus (the short one) to her school as a child. The presidential school bus will be equipped with a word salad shooter, a ven diagram generator for briefings and a weed den in the back for kicking back and cooling it.

A large sturdy couch will be provided for entertaining visiting high profile political personnel.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 07/23/2024 7:17:38 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

edibles for everyone

may be her new campaign slogan


2 posted on 07/23/2024 7:19:45 PM PDT by joshua c
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To: joshua c

Well, Trump’s pre-convention rally speech ended with a virtual a chicken in every pot, so may Harris is edibles for everyone. A nice contrast.


3 posted on 07/23/2024 7:21:51 PM PDT by Reno89519 (Trump / Vance 2024 - Make America Great Again)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

new kneepads? I heard the ones she used for Willie Brown were pretty worn out.


4 posted on 07/23/2024 7:53:15 PM PDT by TexasFreeper2009
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To: RetiredTexasVet

A big red truck with Marx’s picture on it.


5 posted on 07/23/2024 7:57:51 PM PDT by cowboyusa (YESHUA IS KING AMERICA, AND HE WILL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE HIM!)
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"A big red truck with Marx’s picture on it."

Maybe comrade obama will loan her his campaign bus.


6 posted on 07/23/2024 8:11:28 PM PDT by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

America can’t wait for the Yellow School Bus barnstorming tour!

To hear Kamala speaking from the back of the electric Yellow School Bus just gives me a woodie!

“We all live in a Yellow School Bus”!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2uTFF_3MaA


7 posted on 07/23/2024 8:27:33 PM PDT by packagingguy
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....amd fully equipped with White House logo embossed knee pads for souvenirs....


8 posted on 07/23/2024 8:41:43 PM PDT by Shamrock-DW
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Venn diagram. And yes, capitalized.


9 posted on 07/23/2024 9:22:50 PM PDT by John Milner (Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Biden did not turn over control to Harris from what I heard on Bannon’s War Room from Michele Bachmann (2007-2015) Minnesota, so she is not President Harris.


10 posted on 07/24/2024 5:40:48 AM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Let me guess. Lily Tomlin will be driving.


11 posted on 07/24/2024 1:54:18 PM PDT by utahb52
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"Let me guess. Lily Tomlin will be driving."


12 posted on 07/24/2024 2:40:39 PM PDT by clearcarbon (Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
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