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Report: Kamala About To Unburden Herself From What Has Been
Babylon Bee ^ | July 3, 2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/04/2024 8:38:22 AM PDT by BipolarBob

WASHINGTON D.C. — Reports from high-level sources in Washington indicate Vice President Kamala Harris is just about to unburden herself from what has been.

"I'm out here on these streets, getting ready to unburden myself -- you know what I mean? HAHA!" said Harris. "I'm starting to see what can be, not what has been, right girl! HAHAHA!!!"

After years of repeatedly envisioning what can be, unburdened from what has been, Harris reportedly feels like her vision is about to come to fruition. "I watched the debate last week, and I immediately started to feel like maybe, just maybe, what has been was about to be unburdened," said Harris. "It's like a yellow school bus - who doesn't love a yellow school bus? It's like a yellow school bus going to space, which is so big. No one could imagine that because they are burdened by what has been, which is yellow school buses that don't go to space. HAHAHAHA!!!!"

As Democrat strategists continue to discuss the possibility of replacing Biden, they too have begun to imagine what could be, unburdened by what has been. "We are so screwed," said strategist Mick Rawls. "It's dementia or psychosis. Ah, the proverbial rock and a hard place. I mean we can still win the election, but at what cost? Have you listened to this woman speak? We are, in a much larger sense, very screwed."

At publishing time, what has been had reportedly denied all reports that it would be unburdening itself from Harris any time soon.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; kamala; unburdened
Well, there you have it. Kamala unburdened.
1 posted on 07/04/2024 8:38:22 AM PDT by BipolarBob
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To: BipolarBob

She’s so dumb and Talks to people like they are five years old

Just saw a daily mail poll
Trump +5 vs Biden
+11 vs Harris

Reminder this
Kamala Harris, 2022: “I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit.”
https://rumble.com/v55imfq-i-am-kamala-harris-my-pronouns-are-she-and-her-and-i-am-a-woman-sitting-at-.html


2 posted on 07/04/2024 8:42:56 AM PDT by janetjanet998 (Legacy media including youtube are the enemy of the people and must die)
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To: BipolarBob

Kamala the has been


3 posted on 07/04/2024 8:45:26 AM PDT by TexasFreeper2009
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To: TexasFreeper2009

Sounds like a line in a song.


4 posted on 07/04/2024 8:47:49 AM PDT by DIRTYSECRET
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To: BipolarBob
It's like a yellow school bus going to space



5 posted on 07/04/2024 8:48:17 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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To: TexasFreeper2009

At every opportunity she must be asked about reparations — especially from folks whose ancestors benefited from slavery.
Let’s all watch the gears grind to a halt.


6 posted on 07/04/2024 8:49:05 AM PDT by bobbo666 (Baizuo, )
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To: Jeff Chandler

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6xJzAYYrX8


7 posted on 07/04/2024 8:49:43 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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To: BipolarBob

“It’s dementia or psychosis.”

*************

And there you have it.


8 posted on 07/04/2024 8:50:18 AM PDT by Starboard
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To: BipolarBob

For those collecting a Kamala video library—bookmark these:

https://rumble.com/v55cxu1-kamala-harris-explains-ai-first-of-all-its-two-letters.html

https://rumble.com/v55cqol-kamala-harris-explaining-astronauts-launching-in-a-rocket.html


9 posted on 07/04/2024 8:52:12 AM PDT by cgbg ("Our democracy" = Their Kleptocracy)
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To: janetjanet998

Thanks—I bookmarked this to add to my Kamala collection.


10 posted on 07/04/2024 8:54:55 AM PDT by cgbg ("Our democracy" = Their Kleptocracy)
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To: BipolarBob

Is her campaign slogan going to be “Put Heels in the Air Harris on top for once!”?


11 posted on 07/04/2024 8:59:10 AM PDT by apillar
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To: Jeff Chandler
School nerds don't ride the bus.


12 posted on 07/04/2024 9:01:18 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Bidens uncle's cannibals ate my support dingo.)
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To: BipolarBob

TIME MAGAZINE NAILED IT WITH THE BIDEN COVER...

WHAT WILL THEY GIVE US FOR A KAMALAMADINGDONG COVER??


13 posted on 07/04/2024 9:28:53 AM PDT by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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To: BipolarBob

“Report: Kamala About To Unburden Herself From What Has Been”

Report: Kamala About To Unburden Herself From What Has Been to what is about to be which will then be was has been after it is over and just before what is about to begin again.

Hope this clears it up.


14 posted on 07/04/2024 9:33:58 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: BipolarBob

Did you say unburdened?

I highly recommend the following:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_oEiJCMeqXI


15 posted on 07/04/2024 9:37:13 AM PDT by jeffersondem
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To: ridesthemiles
This cover?


16 posted on 07/04/2024 11:10:01 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Bidens uncle's cannibals ate my support dingo.)
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To: BipolarBob

Took me a minute, but this is real comedy gold.


17 posted on 07/04/2024 12:36:48 PM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: BipolarBob

Kamala...funnier than Hillaryous Rotten CrIminal.


18 posted on 07/04/2024 5:49:33 PM PDT by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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