Posted on 07/04/2024 8:38:22 AM PDT by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON D.C. — Reports from high-level sources in Washington indicate Vice President Kamala Harris is just about to unburden herself from what has been.
"I'm out here on these streets, getting ready to unburden myself -- you know what I mean? HAHA!" said Harris. "I'm starting to see what can be, not what has been, right girl! HAHAHA!!!"
After years of repeatedly envisioning what can be, unburdened from what has been, Harris reportedly feels like her vision is about to come to fruition. "I watched the debate last week, and I immediately started to feel like maybe, just maybe, what has been was about to be unburdened," said Harris. "It's like a yellow school bus - who doesn't love a yellow school bus? It's like a yellow school bus going to space, which is so big. No one could imagine that because they are burdened by what has been, which is yellow school buses that don't go to space. HAHAHAHA!!!!"
As Democrat strategists continue to discuss the possibility of replacing Biden, they too have begun to imagine what could be, unburdened by what has been. "We are so screwed," said strategist Mick Rawls. "It's dementia or psychosis. Ah, the proverbial rock and a hard place. I mean we can still win the election, but at what cost? Have you listened to this woman speak? We are, in a much larger sense, very screwed."
At publishing time, what has been had reportedly denied all reports that it would be unburdening itself from Harris any time soon.
She’s so dumb and Talks to people like they are five years old
Just saw a daily mail poll
Trump +5 vs Biden
+11 vs Harris
Reminder this
Kamala Harris, 2022: “I am Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she and her, and I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit.”
https://rumble.com/v55imfq-i-am-kamala-harris-my-pronouns-are-she-and-her-and-i-am-a-woman-sitting-at-.html
Kamala the has been
Sounds like a line in a song.
At every opportunity she must be asked about reparations — especially from folks whose ancestors benefited from slavery.
Let’s all watch the gears grind to a halt.
“It’s dementia or psychosis.”
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And there you have it.
For those collecting a Kamala video library—bookmark these:
https://rumble.com/v55cxu1-kamala-harris-explains-ai-first-of-all-its-two-letters.html
https://rumble.com/v55cqol-kamala-harris-explaining-astronauts-launching-in-a-rocket.html
Thanks—I bookmarked this to add to my Kamala collection.
Is her campaign slogan going to be “Put Heels in the Air Harris on top for once!”?
TIME MAGAZINE NAILED IT WITH THE BIDEN COVER...
WHAT WILL THEY GIVE US FOR A KAMALAMADINGDONG COVER??
“Report: Kamala About To Unburden Herself From What Has Been”
Report: Kamala About To Unburden Herself From What Has Been to what is about to be which will then be was has been after it is over and just before what is about to begin again.
Hope this clears it up.
Did you say unburdened?
I highly recommend the following:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_oEiJCMeqXI
Took me a minute, but this is real comedy gold.
Kamala...funnier than Hillaryous Rotten CrIminal.
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