Posted on 05/28/2024 11:17:18 AM PDT by servo1969
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Streaming service Peacock announced the release this week of a documentary that proves eating your own offspring is completely fine for humans because a few other animal species do it.
"We just want to show how normal and natural it is to consume your own progeny," Peacock Producer Anna Grazer told the press. "Something like seven animal species on earth murder and eat their own kids, so humans shouldn't feel ashamed if they have a preference towards the same."
Peacock producers have hyped the documentary as being completely revolutionary for human understanding of what behaviors are acceptable. "Obviously, anything done by any creature in the animal kingdom is fine for humans to do," said producer Regina Tinsley. "We think viewers will be really, really shocked what is now appropriate behavior for human beings. If you feel compelled to hurl yourself off a cliff to your own death, that's a very healthy and normal impulse because we once saw a lemming do it. Same with gang-rape because of penguins, or beating children to death with head blows because of primates. It's really amazing what is normal and life-giving, from torture to mass murder!"
The documentary makers hope that showing a hamster mom eat her babies will help people who are "Baby-eating-attracted" to realize just how normal their inclinations are. "Once you see a bear behead its own cub, you'll know these are good and healthy desires," said Tinsley. "Chow down to your heart's content."
As of publishing time, Peacock had announced another new series highlighting animals who eat their own poop to help normalize people eating feces.
Logic. Liberals loathe logic, or they would if they understood it.
To relate to your bug picture, it is also known that after praying mantuses have sex, the female eats the male’s head off.
Yes, but animals wait until they are born!
The Bee is brilliant.
This one had me for two sentences.
Really, I’ve heard trannies say that worms and frogs can change sex, so why shouldn’t humans be able to do it? It’s true that some frog species eat their young as well. They release them into the wild as tad poles, which grow bigger by eating algae. Then the mamma frog gobbles them down. That’s a wholesome family value if you’re a frog.
I swear they get me every time.
“Eat your mate after you have sex with him.”
— the praying mantis
Holy crap, the bee got me good this time. I was completely aghast
Animals are the new people. They have rights, too!
Me too. It’s a sign of the times. Our society has gone so far off the rails that we’re inclined to believe stuff like this at first glance
The world has truly gone insane. Stark raving mad. Lord, return quickly!
Yikes, I missed that it’s the Bee.
In case some need the joke explained...
There was a special about gay animal behavior recently. It implied that that behavior is normal in the animal kingdom so we shouldn’t worry about humans who are.
This just takes the same argument with animal behavior that is not (already) being normalized.
It’s perfectly natural for monkeys to giggle hysterically and fling poo at one another, too. There are quite a few FR threads dedicated to it.
Beat me to it.
Johnathan Swift was way ahead of them on this.
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