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Earthquake Strikes While Man is Midway Through Vasectomy.....
Futurism ^ | APR 5, 4:31 PM EDT | SHARON ADARLO

Posted on 04/08/2024 12:41:46 PM PDT by Red Badger

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1 posted on 04/08/2024 12:41:46 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Oops!


2 posted on 04/08/2024 12:44:18 PM PDT by 6ppc (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act -George Orwell)
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To: Red Badger

Earthquakes - another reason why a surgeon needs steady hands...


3 posted on 04/08/2024 12:45:06 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Red Badger

At least it wasn’t during his circumcision.


4 posted on 04/08/2024 12:45:16 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Or during a penis implant


5 posted on 04/08/2024 12:46:10 PM PDT by albie
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To: 6ppc

That is one word you do not want to hear during your vasectomy!..................


6 posted on 04/08/2024 12:46:29 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

😂👍


7 posted on 04/08/2024 12:50:55 PM PDT by MotorCityBuck (Keep the change, you are filthy animal! )
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8 posted on 04/08/2024 12:51:42 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Pray for Biden: Psalms 109: 8)
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To: Red Badger

Probably the last time he’ll feel the earth move


9 posted on 04/08/2024 12:53:14 PM PDT by Palio di Siena (P01135809)
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I was getting a heart cath. They had prepped me and sent the camera up through the artery in my groin to near my heart. That’s not a pleasant procedure.

The large monitor the surgeons were using went zzzzt zzzzt and it blacked out.

They called and were told there were no other operating rooms available and tech services were not available either. They said they would have to back the cable out and we would have to do this again soon.

I told them to roll my gurney over to the monitor. They eventually agreed. I unplugged the data cable, blew it out, and screwed it back in. The images came back up. They rolled the bed back in place and completed my surgery.


10 posted on 04/08/2024 12:58:36 PM PDT by gitmo (If your biography doesn't match your theology, what good is it?)
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>>>I was getting a heart cath.<<<

I’ve had that..................


11 posted on 04/08/2024 1:00:31 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Red Badger; Larry Lucido; SaveFerris; PROCON; gundog
Just keep your fingers out of the way!
12 posted on 04/08/2024 1:01:10 PM PDT by Gamecock ("The prosperity gospel is exactly like marrying someone for their money." -Sean Demars)
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To: Red Badger

On a positive note, a slip of the knife meant the guy now sings soprano. 🎵


13 posted on 04/08/2024 1:01:50 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
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Maybe it was a sign from God, DON’T DO IT.


14 posted on 04/08/2024 1:02:15 PM PDT by srmanuel ( )
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To: Red Badger

Could have a future as a soprano.


15 posted on 04/08/2024 1:04:47 PM PDT by DIRTYSECRET
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To: srmanuel

Why not do it?


16 posted on 04/08/2024 1:04:56 PM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: Red Badger

Did the Earth move for you too?


17 posted on 04/08/2024 1:05:08 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Telepathic Intruder
At least it wasn’t during his circumcision.....

Not a problem in a Royal Deluxe II

18 posted on 04/08/2024 1:16:24 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: Red Badger

I really wasn’t worried because he had walked me through every step said the tenor.


19 posted on 04/08/2024 1:17:11 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: 6ppc
Oops!

What word do you never want to hear when your Doctor is performing a vasectomy on you?

20 posted on 04/08/2024 1:41:08 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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