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U.S. Army Meets Recruitment Goals (Safe and Effective Satire)
2/27/24 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 02/27/2024 3:18:54 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

It was announced today by the Secretary of Defense, Lloyd Austin, that the US Army had reached its annual recruitment goals. Austin admitted that the Army had not reached its goal by enlisting more personnel, but had merely disappeared 24,000 Army personnel jobs.

Austin downplayed the trickery involved to achieve the goal but said technically they had achieved the goal. Many of the jobs eliminated impacted Austin personally including elimination of his shoe shine boy, butler boy, step-n-fetch-it Col., etc.

Austin stated that if the next years U. S. Army personnel recruitment goals were not physically met, further personnel reductions would be considered including the elimination of entire divisions to satisfy the recruitment goals. Austin stated that readiness would not suffer because eliminated divisions responsibilities shifted to the National Guard.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 02/27/2024 3:18:54 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Hmm…..I just saw a 25k cut ..,,


2 posted on 02/27/2024 3:19:56 PM PST by wardamneagle
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To: wardamneagle

I read the title and assumed they must have just reduced the goal, sure enough I was right.


3 posted on 02/27/2024 4:13:19 PM PST by Skwor
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To: Skwor

By the preceding comments, I would say The Bee is gonna get some competition. LOL


4 posted on 02/27/2024 4:25:07 PM PST by healy61 (.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Sure enough, they hype the force reduction to distract from the failure to meet their recruiting goals.


5 posted on 02/27/2024 4:26:53 PM PST by iontheball
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To: iontheball

Military-aged Chinese are signing up by the division-full.


6 posted on 02/28/2024 1:19:25 AM PST by Does so ( 🇺🇦...Motels for Migrants give legitimate addresses for mail-in ballots.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

The destruction of the Republic continues led by the Demoncrats ... I mean Democrats ... no, they are actually Demoncrats


7 posted on 02/28/2024 6:35:41 AM PST by antidemoncrat
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