Posted on 02/15/2024 6:12:53 PM PST by packagingguy
President Biden lashed out at critics who questioned his cognitive ability Thursday, telling reporters at the White House that he can't remember a single time when his memory failed him.
"Don't you think I would know if I were having memory problems?" the president asked. "I'm as sharp as a tack, Jack. I've got no cognitive issues whatsoever. My memory is as perfect as it was back in 2024 when I was president."
"Also, don't you think I'd know if I were having memory problems? People with memory problems mix up names, dates, and places," he noted. "They wander around aimlessly all day with clueless looks on their faces. I even heard of one extreme case where a guy confused Egypt with Mexico. Now, THAT'S a person you should be talking to about memory problems!"
The president then raised his hand to ask a question, seemingly unaware that he was leading the press conference. Shortly thereafter, a reporter asked Biden to comment on his portrayal as a "sympathetic, well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory" in last week's special counsel report.
"Look, I don't know that guy, so I'm not going to speculate on what was said in the report," Biden noted. "What I will say is this: Our country is at a critical crosswalk. If you have trouble figuring out whether you're for me or Donald Rumsfeld, well, then you ain't black. So please, when you drive into that voting booth in November of 2020, vote for Joe Biden."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I was wrong.
You were wrong.
Everyone in America was wrong.
Everyone on the planet was wrong.
Biden has a mind like an aluminum trap, he never mixes things up, he said so himself!
Haha! Love the Bee 👍
“Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.”
― Mark Twain
LOL. Great headline, says it all
The Babylon Bee always brings a chuckle from me.
I can’t wait until they roast Big Fanny Willis and her testimony today. So much great stuff to work with.
What you say???
That is the best that I have seen the BEE come up with....
In truth, Biden has a mind like a STEEL TRAP! (Aluminum, my ass!)
However it is rusted shut!
He is past his use by date.
He suffers from “Diminished Capacity!”
When will he be let out to pasture?
I pray that it is before he screws up the economy, world relations and the earth’s balance.
The crook deserves a long sentence, possibly, a hanging.
Biden lashed out at critics who questioned his cognitive ability: “I would know if I were having memory problems. I’m as sharp as a tack, Jack. I’ve got no cognitive issues whatsoever. My memory is as perfect as it was back in 2024 when I was president.”
Fani’s a gold mine of low hanging fruit for any comedian that has the guts to go after the moron.
A close family member is the head nurse at a home that specializes in dementia patients. Also, as having a parent who is in the final stages of dementia, I can say. Everything Biden is doing and saying, sounds like it just came from my parent’s mouth.
Tell It Right posted: “Biden said his son, Beau, spoke to him from the grave in Baghdad to tell his Papa that the Supreme Court can kiss my you know what like FDR said on the telly when he told Jefferson Davis that he’s gonna free the slaves so they vote Democrat for the rest of their lives working in a 7-11 to get free menthols like the parents of smart kids.”
🤣🤣🤣
I stole “aluminum trap” from Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
I had to read that more than once to believe what I was reading. It looks like Joe’s memory is aiding his forgetfulness.
Da Bee, nothing but net!
My memory is great too...
But who is Biden ???
LOL!! Really!
The BEE nails it!!
How much more evidence do we need to realize that Biden is completely mentally disabled? Technically he simply agreed with us.
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