Las Vegas sells out of private-jet parking for the Super Bowl — but don’t worry about Taylor Swift

NY Post ^ | 1/29/24 | Michael Kaplan

[Libloather]

Getting into the Super Bowl is one thing. Landing your private jet in Las Vegas?

It’s the kind of long shot that no bookie would give you odds on.

The city is officially fully booked for private jets over Super Bowl weekend — with San Francisco tech billionaires among those scrambling to beat the lock-out after the 49ers qualified Sunday night to take on the Kansas City Chiefs.

Slots at Harry Reid Airport in the city for Sunday night take-offs, to let attendees get home after the match have gone.

Now one percenters are freaking out.

“A colleague of mine owns a hedge fund in New York, he got tickets for the game and presumably spent a lot of money for them,” a private jet insider, who works in the business, told The Post. “I was going to Vegas with him.”

But there was a wrinkle: “They couldn’t find a slot and getting out on Sunday night felt risky. It’s not worth going if you can’t get home when you want to. They decided to leave the jet be and watch the game in New York.”

**SNIP**

The NFL also has some of the slots reserved for teams and owners, a spokesman said.

And there is one expected Super Bowl guest who does not need to worry about a slot: Taylor Swift.

Swift is playing in Tokyo Saturday night, but can make use of Japan being 17 hours ahead of Las Vegas to fly from there and land comfortably in time to cheer on her boyfriend, Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce.

“Taylor Swift will definitely have a spot through the NFL to land, but not necessarily a place to park,” Michael Giordano, a partner at Cirrus Aviation Services, told The Post.

[Libloather]

What are the odds of Taylor crying when KC loses?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

A target-rich environment.

[dragnet2]

The only people who can afford tickets have private jets...

What a sad joke...

[BenLurkin]

What’s a “superbowl”?

[who_would_fardels_bear]

A billionaire must have the ability to do business anywhere, but the billionaire who couldn't guarantee getting out of town on Sunday night decides to take a pass.

Talk about self-importance and privilege!

[rfp1234]

You don’t need much space to park a broom.

[Vendome]

So fly into Saint George Utah and drive about 90 minutes

[Hot Tabasco]

Not bragging, but I have front row seats to the Super Bowl with access to replays, ads and a fridge filled with beer.......Maybe even some wings.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

superbowl, n. An extravagant form of entertainment involving two teams following a script to guarantee an outcome favored by the bookies, interrupted at the half-point by a song and dance show performed by a moral degenerate aimed at lowering the overall moral character of the nation.

[Openurmind]

“What’s a “superbowl”?”

It is an annual event where the mass gullibility of the species is on maximum display.

[Sacajaweau]

My concern...she's a distraction...and will be the reason why they lose...somehow...

She's dated before...was it in the media like this??

[KarlInOhio]

If they were serious billionaires they could land at Los Angeles if Phoenix and take a helicopter to the stadium. Unfortunately the stadium has a dome so they can’t land on the field.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Bread and circuses.

[dragnet2]

If they set the American flag on fire and then pee on the flag on the 50 yard line during the half time festivities, it should be great...Throw in a few crotch grabbers and butt humpers for the kiddies and it should be a great Superbowl!

[No name given]

My thoughts exactly.

[Qiviut]

Plus ... no line at the bathroom!

[No name given]

They’ve gained the world but lost their souls.

[Fester Chugabrew]

Copied and pasted from another thread I posted to recently:

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I had a chilling thought in my sleep last night, namely how the 2024 Super Bowl is low hanging fruit for another 9/11-like event, especially with this recent invasion of unknown, military-aged makes.

Imagine the amount of death and psychological effect a public event like that would have.

[Leaning Right]

The article says that Las Vegas is fully booked for jets. Fortunately for me, my private twin-engine plane (see below) is not a jet. So I guess I can fly in for the Super Bowl without any problems.

[Sacajaweau]

She has had plenty of boyfriends that cam and went..and all well known....will this be different...