[fhayek]

I understand Anthony Weiner is looking for a job. Anyone know if he has a CDL?

[I-ambush]

[[ I ]] would like to be an Oscar Meyer wiener!!

[Responsibility2nd]

[Leaning Right]

Not interested. I’m holding out for a chance to drive the Hersey’s Kissmobile instead.

[chajin]

Wife Stephenie will be handling the interviews, which will be held right before sunset.

[lee martell]

Chris Christie and Kevin McCarthy should have some open time on their schedules. Come to the in person interview dressed for the part. Bring most recent DMV records, and two character endorsements.

[norwaypinesavage]

It’s a great career path. You could become Speaker of the House some day if you chose it..

[Fai Mao]

the jokes write themselves.

[Buttons12]

Is parallel parking ability required?

[Disambiguator]

I always thought the lower part of the body of those things looks a bit like an E-Type Jaguar. But then there’s that thing on top.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Yikes! What a workload...
* 20,000 miles each year
* 40 cities
* 1,200 events

[Fester Chugabrew]

Having perused the requirements and compensation I’m not sure about the compensation. Oscar Mayer is certainly a well-established brand. Heinz is tainted by the Kerry name.

Anyway, I’m sure they’ll find their drivers.

[Beowulf9]

I would thing those things difficult to drive if not dangerous. The way everyone speeds and cuts you off, they look like they have blind spots galore.

“What do the Hotdoggers get? A $35,600 base salary plus $150 per week for meals and personal travel, 18 days of paid time off, all hotel expenses covered and a full health benefits package. And of course, the honor of driving the Wienermobile”.

I wonder if the $15o a week ‘personal travel’ means you pay for gas out of that and with that schedule I see it being used up fast.

[Blood of Tyrants]

There are literally thousands of applicants for the 12 positions every year.

[fidelis]

[4Runner]

Oscar Mayer is now a Kraft-Heinz company. Which means its profits benefit John F’n Kerry. I know their hot dogs are very good, especially with sauerkraut, but still.....

[Fiji Hill]

In the 1950s the TV commercials proclaimed Oscar Meyer to be "the world's smallest chef," played by a midget, who cooked hot dogs in his "tiny, tiny kitchen" inside the vehicles. One of the Wienermobiles once stopped at a shopping mall near my home, and I got to see Oscar Meyer in action.

Luhr, another meat packing company, competed with Oscar Meyer at the time. They operated the Luhr Rocket, a "rocket ship" mounted on a trailer. Inside was a small theater where viewers could watch a movie simulating a ride through outer space. I took a ride through space on the Luhr Rocket in the spring of 1958.

[Deplorable American1776]

I'm applying...I heard Ryan Newman is applying, too.

He can only do left turns...🤓

[jmaroneps37]

Is it an ev?

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Most famous wiener drivers:

John Holmes
Rocco Siffredi
Peter North
Ron Jeremy
James Deen
John Leslie