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Yellowstone tourist learns that trying to ride bison really isn't a good idea
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| January 2, 2024
| By Cat Ellis
Posted on 01/05/2024 10:50:14 AM PST by Red Badger
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NOTE: BISON DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH.................
To: Red Badger
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posted on
01/05/2024 10:51:14 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( In a quaint alleyway, they graciously signaled for a vehicle on the main road to lead the way. )
To: All
I am distraught. Everyone is stealing my great ideas. I wanted to ride a bison. Never got the chance, they shied away. I see this morning someone stripped off naked and dove into the giant Bass Pro aquarium. Also my idea. They’ve ruined it for me because I don’t want to be perceived as a copycat. Life just isn’t fair.
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posted on
01/05/2024 10:57:48 AM PST
by
BipolarBob
(My investment choice for 2024 is pre-ban menthol cigarettes. )
To: Red Badger
stupidity must be painful
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posted on
01/05/2024 10:57:49 AM PST
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
To: Red Badger
People are being way too hard on this nice person. The Bison was wagging its tail, and everyone knows that means it is happy to see you!
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posted on
01/05/2024 10:59:09 AM PST
by
rlmorel
("The stigma for being wrong is gone, as long as you're wrong for the right side." (Clarice Feldman))
To: rlmorel
that means it is happy to see you! Yep ... the bison just LOVES to gore things, then stomp them into a bloody pulp. Great fun, bison-style.
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posted on
01/05/2024 11:02:41 AM PST
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: NorthMountain
Honestly, the world would be better off if the Rangers would just let Darwin have his way with these idiots.
To: Red Badger
Once the Native Americans killed off the horse, there was no North American animal that was ridable! Old World people had the horse and the donkey.
South Americans had the llama, which was domesticated but not readily ridable.
But the Spaniards inadvertently gave horseback riding back to the Native Americans!
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posted on
01/05/2024 11:09:23 AM PST
by
Honorary Serb
(Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
To: Red Badger
What “close call”? None in video. I was expecting horns, gore and guts following a yippe-ki-yay ride.
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posted on
01/05/2024 11:10:27 AM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
To: Red Badger
Why not just let it happen and film it for the interwebs.
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posted on
01/05/2024 11:14:03 AM PST
by
lurk
(u)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
01/05/2024 11:18:36 AM PST
by
joe fonebone
(And the people said NO! The End)
To: Red Badger
Those are beautiful animals.
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posted on
01/05/2024 11:20:09 AM PST
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Red Badger; Rennes Templar
the man approached a particularly large bison and asked if he could stroke its fur. Excited, he then asked whether he could ride it before being startled back by the animal's bristling reaction. In the “bison” versus “buffalo” wars, here's a nickel's worth of advice:
If yer gonna talk to the animals, don't ask for too much, even if you don't have two bison to rub together.
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posted on
01/05/2024 11:22:58 AM PST
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️, aka every man)
To: BipolarBob
"They’ve ruined it for me because I don’t want to be perceived as a copycat. Life just isn’t fair."
I'm sorry to hear of this. But have you ever thought about going to an aquarium and jumping into the shark tank? If you are really feeling adventurous, maybe cut yourself beforehand. But don't worry about it being my idea. If you do it, I'll keep my mouth shut.
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posted on
01/05/2024 11:30:33 AM PST
by
fini
To: Red Badger
Disney did a disservice by humanizing animals way too much.
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posted on
01/05/2024 11:31:29 AM PST
by
metmom
(He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
To: Honorary Serb
Horses migrated off the North American Continent about 2 to 3 million years ago. They were reintroduced here when the Spanish arrived.
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posted on
01/05/2024 11:33:41 AM PST
by
jmacusa
(Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots.)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
01/05/2024 11:34:53 AM PST
by
Noumenon
(You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
To: Red Badger
NOTE: BISON DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH................. Yah gotta speak like and American tourist, anyone, anywhere, can understand English if only you speak loud enough!...
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posted on
01/05/2024 11:35:49 AM PST
by
null and void
(I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
To: rlmorel
” The Bison was wagging its tail, and everyone knows that means it is happy to see you!”
LOL! :) They really love to be scratched under the chin.
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posted on
01/05/2024 11:43:08 AM PST
by
dljordan
To: Iowa Granny; Ladysmith; Diana in Wisconsin; JLO; sergeantdave; damncat; phantomworker; joesnuffy; ..
Outdoors/Rural/wildlife/hunting/hiking/backpacking/National Parks/animals list please FR mail me to be on or off . And ping me is you see articles of interest.
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posted on
01/05/2024 11:45:27 AM PST
by
SJackson
(In a war of ideas it is people who get killed, Stanislaw Jerzy Lec)
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