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FESTIVE FEARS Beware the new ‘super flu’ that leaves sufferers with ‘brains like porridge’ and ‘passed out on bathroom floors’
The Sun ^
| 12-14-23
| Isabel Shaw
Posted on 12/20/2023 7:41:08 AM PST by dynachrome
CASES of a "super flu" that leaves sufferers with "brains like porridge" are soaring, officials data suggests.
In England, suspected cases of the bug climbed to 1,178 in the week ending December 10, more than triple the 370 confirmed a fortnight ago. Flu cases began rising significantly in October but still appear lower than last year, according to suspected cases from the notification of infectious diseases data (NOID) report.
Around 402 patients were in hospital with flu last week, up two-thirds on the 243 the previous week and more than double the 153 a fortnight ago, NHS data shows.
People suffering from the viral infection have warned it feels like the "worst flu [they have] ever had".
However, there is no scientific evidence to suggest flu circulating this season is any worse than previous bouts.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: england; flu; hidenow; superflu; tabloidcrap; wegonnadie
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Too much tequila will have the same effect. Some doom porn for the day.
To: dynachrome
Branch Covidians are reorganizing ahead of the 2024 election. MAIL-IN BALLOTS are the only cure.
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posted on
12/20/2023 7:43:22 AM PST
by
CivilWarBrewing
(Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
To: dynachrome
400 in hospital out of 56 million.
Why haven’t they shut down their economy, closed their schools, and made everybody stay home?
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posted on
12/20/2023 7:43:44 AM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
To: dynachrome
...that leaves sufferers with "brains like porridge"...
Like Calculus
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posted on
12/20/2023 7:43:46 AM PST
by
ComputerGuy
(Heavily-medicated for your protection)
To: dynachrome
But is it as bad as the ‘rocking pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu’?
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posted on
12/20/2023 7:44:48 AM PST
by
tflabo
(Truth or tyranny )
To: dynachrome
That’s what I was thinking, that it sounds like what we used to call “bottle flu”.
To: dynachrome
Porridge......I thought that word was reserved for nursery rhymes and fairy tales...... the brits have such funny words for things
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posted on
12/20/2023 7:46:34 AM PST
by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: ComputerGuy
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posted on
12/20/2023 7:48:42 AM PST
by
bigbob
To: dynachrome
Deja vu all over again.
Fool me once...
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posted on
12/20/2023 7:49:46 AM PST
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(The worst thing about censorship is █████ ██ ████ ████████ █ ███████ ████. FJB.)
To: dynachrome
Beware the new ‘super flu’ that leaves sufferers with ‘brains like porridge’ and ‘passed out on bathroom floors’,
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posted on
12/20/2023 7:49:55 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dynachrome
Porridge brains with some fava beans and chianti and you have breakfast.
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posted on
12/20/2023 7:50:17 AM PST
by
Jonty30
(In a nuclear holocaust, there is always a point in time where the meat is cooked to perfection. )
To: dynachrome
I think I just got over that. I was sick for almost three weeks.
But I’m better now!
To: dynachrome
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posted on
12/20/2023 7:51:26 AM PST
by
Allegra
(Less propaganda would be appreciated.)
To: dynachrome
Forget Crime and watch out for the Flu ,LOL
To: Jonty30
"Mmmmmmmmmmm, Porridge Brains!"
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posted on
12/20/2023 7:52:39 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dynachrome
Just to be safe, Biden has started to wear a mask to combat this flu. But it looks like he lost the directions Fauci gave him.
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posted on
12/20/2023 7:53:02 AM PST
by
Leaning Right
(The steal is real.)
To: Leaning Right
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posted on
12/20/2023 7:53:30 AM PST
by
Jane Long
(What we were told was a conspiracy theory in ‘20 is now fact. Land of the sheep, home of the knaves)
To: dynachrome
Every flu is "the worst flu you have ever had" while you are going through it.
You are sick. It is no fun.
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posted on
12/20/2023 7:53:54 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( In a quaint alleyway, they graciously signaled for a vehicle on the main road to lead the way. )
To: dynachrome
To: dynachrome
I use to pay for that............
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posted on
12/20/2023 7:55:04 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while l aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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