Do NO harm, Christians, but reject this Godless Reprobate Agenda. (For the thread)
Posted on 12/18/2023 3:53:48 PM PST by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Word of a new gay nightclub spread rapidly through the nation's capital over the weekend, with the LGBTQ community flocking to line up outside the latest trendy hotspot.
"Word has it this is the place," said a man wearing a pair of black leather chaps. "The stories I've heard about what goes on inside this place will make you burst into flames. Because it's really gay."
The new hangout has been drawing rave reviews from the gay community due to its neoclassical architecture, with ancient Greek and Roman influences that harken back to some of the glory days of gayness. "This place has everything — bald Nuclear Energy Secretaries wearing stolen African tribal dresses, naked men shaking their boobs, and a pro-Israel Frankenstein's monster. Word has it there's a special VIP lounge called the ‘Senate Hearing Room' where things get really wild."
Though the building has reportedly existed for hundreds of years, its popularity within the gay community has been a more recent development. "That's how it is with all the best places," said a man in a loincloth made of Twizzlers. "Studio 54 was originally an opera house. Limelight was once an episcopal church. This place has all those columns and a rotunda with statues of a bunch of stuffy-looking guys in powdered wigs and whatever. It's fabulous!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I have to laugh to keep from crying.
I prefer Ridicule, it makes a bigger hole.
They do.
Their motto should be *Tomorrow’s News, Today*
Be sure to watch this 4 second video-—
BREAKING NEWS: I’ve obtained footage of Chuck Schumer narrating the sex tape.
https://twitter.com/BreannaMorello/status/1735807764457230640
We still don’t even know who the older dude is that they are covering for.
We could flush them out by speculating all over the the internet until we narrow down the other fag.
Yes, The Bear has been ID’d. German guy named Georg Gauger.
The Bee is getting like the National Inquirer. Way closer to the truth than the Fakenews. And I’m still going with that whole Beltway neighborhood reminding me of “fish in a barrel.”
I, for one, find it a refreshing and welcome change to see Congressional staffers getting reamed in the hallowed halls of Congress instead of us voters which is the usual state of affaris.
Putin and Xi’s flunkies don’t even have to write propaganda stories about the United States. Guess they’ve gotten laid off and are filing for unemployment.
Depends on how you define “guest”.
More monkeypox, HPV, HIV, herpes type 2, syphilis, gonorrhea, Chlamydia, hep b, and hep c, hep a cases...
The organisms, health, and psychiatric practitioners are gonna make a killing.
My money’s on Mister Frostee,the honorable(?) Ed Markey of Massachusetts.BTW...”Mister Frostee” is what Howie Carr,a great Boston talk show host,calls him.
It was supposedly some German guy.
See post #26
“Their motto should be *Tomorrow’s News, Today*
That would definitely be the truth.
Man, this stuff used to be funny. It’s true now, and it just isn’t funny anymore.
Ollie would know, he had to deal with mitigating the effects of Democrat Marxists shipping Socialism to Latin and South American nations.
(Unfortunately, this is a Bee satirical article I’m having trouble laughing at.)
That’s because it’s too close to the truth
As has been recently reported
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