Posted on 12/18/2023 3:53:48 PM PST by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Word of a new gay nightclub spread rapidly through the nation's capital over the weekend, with the LGBTQ community flocking to line up outside the latest trendy hotspot.
"Word has it this is the place," said a man wearing a pair of black leather chaps. "The stories I've heard about what goes on inside this place will make you burst into flames. Because it's really gay."
The new hangout has been drawing rave reviews from the gay community due to its neoclassical architecture, with ancient Greek and Roman influences that harken back to some of the glory days of gayness. "This place has everything — bald Nuclear Energy Secretaries wearing stolen African tribal dresses, naked men shaking their boobs, and a pro-Israel Frankenstein's monster. Word has it there's a special VIP lounge called the ‘Senate Hearing Room' where things get really wild."
Though the building has reportedly existed for hundreds of years, its popularity within the gay community has been a more recent development. "That's how it is with all the best places," said a man in a loincloth made of Twizzlers. "Studio 54 was originally an opera house. Limelight was once an episcopal church. This place has all those columns and a rotunda with statues of a bunch of stuffy-looking guys in powdered wigs and whatever. It's fabulous!"
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Unfortunately, this is a Bee satirical article I’m having trouble laughing at.
Capital of Perversion
I find it amazing that no Senators on either side of the aisle has spoken out about this gay crap in a hearing room.
I wonder why not?
Yes, I know this is the Bee.
I wonder if Ben Cardin’s Gay Staffer who filmed Gay Sex In Senate Hearing Room
will be Special Guest?
Well, it’s nice when satire is funny, but it’s not always.
Ahhh. The Bee.
It's not necessary for you to laugh.
The Bee is getting so close to reality, I had to read half a page before I caught on!
Wow!
“Well, it’s nice when satire is funny, but it’s not always.”
Very true but the Babylon Bee has a habit of pointing out the truth way ahead of time.
Syphilis for EVERYONE
Well, The Bee Aims To Please.
Satire should contain an element of reality. In this case, reality has an element of satire.
It’s funny, but also depressing at how truthful it is.
At first I thought it was real (the headline). Then I saw it was the Bee.
Actually the hip place for fudgepackers is Gaza..they had a poll a few days ago showing 48 percent of young folks thinks Hamas treats homos with lots of respect..so I say hey gays, want the good life, go to Gaza you will have a blast
To close to reality to be funny.
And that the MSM hasn't questioned them about it.
I know you know.
The Bee just supported the point you made.
Does Airbus still exist?
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