Biden Airdrops Humanitarian Resupply Of Hostages Into Gaza

The Bee ^ | November 30, 2023 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

GAZA — In an effort to keep up positive relations amid the ongoing violent conflict between Israel and Hamas, President Joe Biden authorized an emergency airdrop to resupply the terrorists with fresh hostages.

"We received an urgent message from Hamas that they were running critically low on hostages," said history-making White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who is gay and black. "As always with this administration, providing aid and assistance in any way we can is a top priority. In this case, we have sent a cargo plane full of civilians, including women and children, to resupply Hamas with the hostages they were so sorely lacking. It is the president's goal to always make sure Hamas is fully stocked with food, water, and hostages."

Reports from the frontlines in Gaza painted a grim picture in recent days following the release of Israeli hostages during a temporary ceasefire. "Please, you must show compassion for our lack of hostages," said Hamas spokesman Amir Hasan Abu Abdul Rahman Mohamed Sadiq Ibrahim. "How can we be expected to survive without fresh shipments of innocent women, children, and elderly to torture, terrorize, and use as human shields? We are dependent upon your aid, death to Israel, thank you."

[Navy Patriot]

Biden rescues Palestinians in Gaza with Humanitarian Supply!

[NWFree]

It’s probably been discussed

[antidemoncrat]

Geeze, don’t give him any ideas like that.

[GOP_Party_Animal]

The donated hostages were drawn from the Biden Administration’s stock of January 6th political prisoners.

[Magnum44]

...and MAGA folks identified by his secret surveillance program...

[Liz]

Gay-black, very communicative White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, said:
“We received an urgent message from Hamas that they were running critically low on hostages.”

“As always, the compassionate Biden whose administration has its priorities straight, immediately sent a cargo plane full of civilians, including women and pre-K children, to resupply Hamas with the hostages they were so sorely lacking.”

“It is this tolerant president’s goal to make sure
Hamas is fully stocked with food, water, and hostages.”

[Ignatz]

Cringe-on Pee-err.

[Salman]

Being “even handed” by helping the war effort of both sides, even if you call it “humanitarian”. US foreign policy is to keep wars going.

[maddog55]

Gotta love the Bee....

[Vaduz]

Yes all in the name of covering his ass for his pro Palestinians supporters for votes.

Futile

[FamiliarFace]

I almost got stung by The Bee! Almost. ;)

[SunkenCiv]

Satire, but barely.

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