Posted on 11/29/2023 3:20:33 PM PST by DoodleBob
Nostalgia can make a lot of different things sound, taste, smell, feel and look better than they really are. However, only a select amount of things can be nostalgic. Once that limit is reached, then it’s just annoying. And Christmas music is the worst offender.
Twas’ the afternoon of Nov. 24, Black Friday, the first official day of Christmas songs. I was driving along the gorgeous Garden State Parkway. Feeling in the spirit, I decided to play some holiday tunes as I drove. Listening to the “Essential Christmas” playlist on Apple Music, I was more or less horrified by the amount of songs I was skipping.
The whole playlist was plagued by terrible covers of the classics. I can only take so many renditions of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” and “Little Drummer Boy” before I’m begging Baby Jesus to put me out of my misery with George Michael’s sweet vocals on “Last Christmas.”
Out of curiosity, I went to see how many versions of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” are actually on Apple Music. I stopped counting out of sheer fatigue and disgust once I reached 25. Even Mariah Carey’s iconic “All I Want For Christmas Is You” had over a dozen covers of its own on the platform.
This isn’t cute, it’s boring. It only floods the market with subpar versions of songs most people adore. When I hear the lyrics of “Run Rudolph Run,” I think of the great Chuck Berry, not JoJo Siwa.
I get it, making a Christmas cover album might just be the easiest thing to do on the planet. All the songs are composed and all the lyrics are written. The only thing left to do is put yourself in front of a passable microphone and sing three or four takes until you say, “Good enough,” and tell Spotify to start printing your money. However, all of this takes away from artists who are putting in the work to make new and innovative songs for the holiday season.
For every “A Philly Special Christmas” by Lane Johnson, Jason Kelce and Jordan Mailata of the Philadelphia Eagles, listens are taken away from truly modern Christmas records like “A Different Christmas” by Bryson Tiller or “A Very Laufey Holiday!” by Laufey.
Tiller’s album is a mix between excellent original R&B Christmas songs like “lonely christmas” with Justin Bieber and very personalized covers of just a couple of classics, including “winter wonderland” which he sings with his daughter Harley. On the other hand, Laufey’s EP captures the jazzy holiday spirit seen in the ‘60s, and works it into new arrangements for the modern day like in the song “Christmas Dreaming.”
Tiller’s work specifically might not sound completely like normal holiday tunes, but is there a rule that says every Christmas song needs to have jingle bells up the wazoo and Frank Sinatra singing his heart out? No.
Despite everything I’ve said so far, I’m not exactly too picky with what I call Christmas music. An artist can make a full-on rap album, but if Christmas is in the title, I’d be sure to listen to it come December.
In 2017, the late XXXTENTACION released an EP titled “A GHETTO CHRISTMAS CAROL.” Does it have anything to do with the holiday? Debatable. Have I been listening to it nonstop like it does? Duh. The fact it has Christmas in the title but sounds nothing like a Christmas song gets me in the spirit all the same.
The music industry needs to let the classics be the classics. They’re called that for a reason. Versions upon versions of these works only undermine the talent, passion and sheer holiday cheer that went into making the originals. Create new classics, stop mooching.
And if an artist is making Christmas music, they need to market it. I only heard about Tiller and Laufey’s work through word of mouth. If they don’t tell the public about anything they’re making, then I’m just going to have to resort to the “Essential Christmas” playlist like I did this year, and I don’t want to be disappointed again.
It is different and it walks the line between religious with "Journey of the Angels" and secular with "One Toy Soldier".
Try it for a bit of unusual.
A newly remastered edition of one of the most popular and beloved holiday albums of all-time. This special 2012 edition of the multi-platinum selling classic includes three bonus tracks that did not appear on the original 1965 LP: "Greensleeves," "Thanksgiving Theme" and "Great Pumpkin Waltz".
Easy solution: change the channel.
O Come Emmanuel is one of my favorite carols; I have never heard of Aliqua, but they did a pretty good rendition. I’m an old guy, and old school; so I like the more traditional versions performed by choirs.
The traditional classics really carry the season.
It's the one that wins the prize for the Christmas song that everyone loves to hate.
Heh, no wonder I love that song. This classic version:
Little Drummer Boy- Harry Simeone Choir
🥁
People get sick of drums. Somebody sure missed a great pun opportunity as well, because the boy could have been a harper harping on his harp.
I know what you mean.
One of the most often played ‘Christmas’ songs is Jingle Bells. Doesn’t even hint at Christmas and was written for Thanksgiving.
How about Frosty the Snowman?
Looks like it’s long since become the ‘Winter Holiday’.
See my post #15, not a choir, but good.
Ray Conniff Singers did my favorite Christmas LP as a kid. When I grew up I bought the CD reissue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27lOcKkmXYM
I like this version much better...
Wham/Slayer - Angel of Death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac1hWYjse8o
Give me the traditional classics too! Some of these remakes sound cheesey.
I do, too. But not Sinatra.
It's Mitch Miller, ....
Mitch Miller & The Gang – Christmas Sing Along With Mitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WVKx_Z-JEU
It's the old classics mostly sung acappella and almost all the verses.
My two favorites are O Holy Night, and O Come, O Come Emmanuel.
Yep, bet that’s a good one. Along those lines I’ve been enjoying Ella Fitzgerald’s A Swinging Christmas the last few seasons.
And “Angels We Have Heard On High.” When a good choir starts exploding with Gloroooooooooooooria the hairs on my head stand up.
Who really wants to hear that much Christmas music
I do. ;)
And, of course, Bach’s “Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring” sung in the original German is very special.
I gotta say...I was in Walmart today and there was regular music.
They had played Christmas music...but .
not today. It was refreshing.
Maybe they read the article.
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